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Official Friday Silliness Threadd

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[BenLurkin]

[HEY4QDEMS]

The love story of Ralph and Edna.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays s! sound- mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

[HEY4QDEMS]

[HEY4QDEMS]

[CholeraJoe]

BTW, you might as well put me on the ping list. Two-thirds of the FReepers on it are people I hang out with anyway.

[CJ Wolf]

[nuke rocketeer]

[The_Victor]

Makes you wonder how many hours were spent in front of a mirror perfecting that pose. What an intellectual vacuum she must be.

[Fawn]

I fed some lemon to my cat and now I have a sour puss.

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. -- Hippolyte Taine

I interfaced my cat to my radio. I just got hiss.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -- Winston Churchill

If you underestimate protocol, you've never had a cat.

If you want the best seat in the house, move the cat.

In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats. -- English proverb

[Sonora]

DUSTY UNDERWEAR

One morning, Jeff took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.

‘What the ? ? ?’ he said to himself as a little ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

‘Joyce,’ he hollered into the bathroom, ‘why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?’

She shot back: ‘It’s not talcum powder. It’s ‘Miracle Grow’.

[Sonora]

Three women are in a locker room dressing to play raquetball when a man runs throught wearing nothing but a bag over his head.
The first woman looks at his dick and says, “Well, it’s not my husband.”
The second woman says, “No, it isn’t.”
The third woman says, “He’s not even a member of this club.”

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[skinkinthegrass]

...not goin' there! ala Tom Cruisin' :D

[Millee]

Hey ladies!

[ulm1]

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