Posted on 06/08/2007 5:34:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
SILLY CELEBRITIES
AND THEIR DRAMA
Since most of them are liberal nutjobs and seem to be the main focus of the Main Stream Media, why should we care about real news? They are more entertaining anyway, right?
What with Paris being let out of jail...
In another example of the mockery called our justice system, a therapist who visited Paris reportedly recommended she be released for “medical reasons”.
The Los Angeles County Sheriffs Dept. could not release any specifics due to confidentiality laws. However, reports indicate she had been crying and was depressed while in prison. (boo freakin hoo)
After serving a whole five days, Paris will be under house arrest for 40 days. (Now that's what I call punishment....NOT!)
And Lindsay Lohan and her partying....
A few days after her DUI arrest, she was photographed in this comatose state after a night of partying. Reports indicate she is back in rehab (since it worked so well the first few times). You think she’s pushing the envelope now…just wait until she turns 21 (in about a month)…then she’s really gonna let loose.
There there's Hasselhoff's drinking binge...
In the video (click pic), you can see an apparently inebriated Hasselhoff, clad only in blue jeans, lying on the floor of a room and clumsily eating a hamburger while one of his daughters reprimands him about his drinking.
And who can forget Brittney's melt down?
The Toxic star, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year,
was carried out of an L.A. bar sobbing and covered in vomit.
And then we have Brangelina shopping for baby #5.
Some people collect stamps, coins, stray cats….Brad and Angelina collect babies.
And Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuocco are dating again? WTF?
15 years after their affair ended with Amy shooting Joey’s then-wife, Mary-Jo, in the face. The new “relationship” will be turned into a reality show. (oh yay!)
“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”
~ Paris Hilton
BTW, you might as well put me on the ping list. Two-thirds of the FReepers on it are people I hang out with anyway.
Gotcha! :)
New underwear
Janie says to her blonde friend Linda, “Hey, I love your new panties and bra.” Linda replies “Yeah, they are nice, hubby got ‘em for me.” Janie asks “Were they a surprise?”
Linda says “They sure were...I came home...and there they were, hanging over a chair in the bedroom...
Inconsistencies
Did you ever notice all of the inconsistencies in the world? its true! Especially when it comes to our perceptions of law and order.
Just to prove my point here is an Interesting Thought
If you’re singing Christmas songs on your neighbor’s lawn at night with your church group, it’s called “caroling.”
But if you’re doing it alone with no pants on, it’s called “drunk and disorderly........”
See? How inconsistent!!!
Good morning.
Happy Friday All!
Jessica still looks good without the war paint.
I’ll take J-Lo with or without!
What I want to know is, how much does Lindsey pay the master plasterer who does her makeup?
Remember how she looked in “Parent Trap?” Freckles like that do not fade with age, yet she shows no freckles now. she must put on her makeup with a trowel.
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