Posted on 06/08/2007 5:34:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
SILLY CELEBRITIES
AND THEIR DRAMA
Since most of them are liberal nutjobs and seem to be the main focus of the Main Stream Media, why should we care about real news? They are more entertaining anyway, right?

What with Paris being let out of jail...
In another example of the mockery called our justice system, a therapist who visited Paris reportedly recommended she be released for medical reasons.
The Los Angeles County Sheriffs Dept. could not release any specifics due to confidentiality laws. However, reports indicate she had been crying and was depressed while in prison. (boo freakin hoo)
After serving a whole five days, Paris will be under house arrest for 40 days. (Now that's what I call punishment....NOT!)

And Lindsay Lohan and her partying....
A few days after her DUI arrest, she was photographed in this comatose state after a night of partying. Reports indicate she is back in rehab (since it worked so well the first few times). You think shes pushing the envelope now just wait until she turns 21 (in about a month) then shes really gonna let loose.
There there's Hasselhoff's drinking binge...
In the video (click pic), you can see an apparently inebriated Hasselhoff, clad only in blue jeans, lying on the floor of a room and clumsily eating a hamburger while one of his daughters reprimands him about his drinking.

And who can forget Brittney's melt down?
The Toxic star, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year,
was carried out of an L.A. bar sobbing and covered in vomit.

And then we have Brangelina shopping for baby #5.
Some people collect stamps, coins, stray cats .Brad and Angelina collect babies.

And Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuocco are dating again? WTF?
15 years after their affair ended with Amy shooting Joeys then-wife, Mary-Jo, in the face. The new relationship will be turned into a reality show. (oh yay!)
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
~ Paris Hilton
Alabama State Senator Charles Bishop finally gets in a good punch on Democrat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR4wM9D-KjM

Makes you wonder how many hours were spent in front of a mirror perfecting that pose. What an intellectual vacuum she must be.
Meet Logan... The newest addition to the family, the 1st of the Next Generation, and my Grand Nephew!!!
Awesome!!! Such a cutey. Congrats!!!
turn up the music
FYI
watch Sarah Silverman rip apart Paris hIlton at the MTV MVA awards WHILE Paris Hilton was there.
she was not amused.....brutal.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/232444/sarah_silverman_disses_paris_hilton/
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=paris+hilton+sarah+silverman&btnG=Google+Search

Okay, maybe not a celebrity.
My sentiments, exactly.

Almost as ridiculous as the "celebrities" are those who interview them.
Getting harder to tell the difference between the two.
re: post 2
There should have been a warning! :)
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out....
“Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!”
Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse.”
Ma yells back, “Yes there is, now git out there and fix it.”
So......Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
“Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with the outhouse! “
Ma replies, “Stick yur head in the hole!”
Pa yells back, “I ain’t stickin my head in that hole!”
Ma says, “Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix.”
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
“Ma! There ain’t nuthin wrong with this outhouse!”
Ma hollers back, “Now take your head out of the hole!”
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
“Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!”
To which Ma replies, “Hurt’s, don’t it ?!”
;-)
re: 27
Ewww, the last one of Whitney did it for my stomach.
Ewww!
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