Posted on 06/08/2007 5:34:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
SILLY CELEBRITIES
AND THEIR DRAMA
Since most of them are liberal nutjobs and seem to be the main focus of the Main Stream Media, why should we care about real news? They are more entertaining anyway, right?
What with Paris being let out of jail...
In another example of the mockery called our justice system, a therapist who visited Paris reportedly recommended she be released for “medical reasons”.
The Los Angeles County Sheriffs Dept. could not release any specifics due to confidentiality laws. However, reports indicate she had been crying and was depressed while in prison. (boo freakin hoo)
After serving a whole five days, Paris will be under house arrest for 40 days. (Now that's what I call punishment....NOT!)
And Lindsay Lohan and her partying....
A few days after her DUI arrest, she was photographed in this comatose state after a night of partying. Reports indicate she is back in rehab (since it worked so well the first few times). You think she’s pushing the envelope now…just wait until she turns 21 (in about a month)…then she’s really gonna let loose.
There there's Hasselhoff's drinking binge...
In the video (click pic), you can see an apparently inebriated Hasselhoff, clad only in blue jeans, lying on the floor of a room and clumsily eating a hamburger while one of his daughters reprimands him about his drinking.
And who can forget Brittney's melt down?
The Toxic star, who spent a month in rehab earlier this year,
was carried out of an L.A. bar sobbing and covered in vomit.
And then we have Brangelina shopping for baby #5.
Some people collect stamps, coins, stray cats….Brad and Angelina collect babies.
And Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuocco are dating again? WTF?
15 years after their affair ended with Amy shooting Joey’s then-wife, Mary-Jo, in the face. The new “relationship” will be turned into a reality show. (oh yay!)
“Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?”
~ Paris Hilton
PARIS HILTON TAKEN FROM COURT SCREAMING AFTER JUDGE ORDERS HER BACK TO JAIL
Har har har....
A young actress, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter,
purchased a piece of timberland, near Grants Pass, Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape,the actress slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor and told him all about her concerns for the environment how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The actress angrily asked “What took you so long?”
The doctor smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I’m sorry, but they turned me down.”
Was she Palpatine's wife?
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The Helen Thomas pictures are more appealing. At least Helen has an excuse.
Is that belly hair?
Happy trails!
Wash. Senator Patty Idiot Murray
Spooky
2 large pink beach balls
1 Gaming magazine
1 EPT test
2 Dog biscuits
1) Crisco
2) Twister
3) Boxing gloves
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