Don’t bring food into your tent and you’ll be fine.
Girl Scout: Is this made from real lemons?
Wednesday: Yes.
Girl Scout: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they’re real lemons?
Pugsley: Yes.
Girl Scout: Well, I’ll tell you what. I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Do we have a deal?
Wednesday: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?
Wait a second! A bear just tried to eat one girl scount and you only have an approximate number you drove away with.
Well, we either got them all back, or at least most, or maybe we even picked up a survivor or two from last week's campout.
It’s so cute now that NJ has pretty much ceased bear hunts. Those rascally Democrats sure know how to put the fun back in camping.
Can’t very much blame the bear. When I was a boy scout, I might have tried the same thing.
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Something doesn’t seem right with this story ..... Girl Scouts camping??? I find that hard to believe.
Pretty cool!
I think the correct term is ‘dyke’ not ‘bear’, when referencing the Girl Scouts, even though they may look kind of manly..... /sarc
Identifying Bears:
If you see a Bear... climb a tree.
If the bear climbs up the tree and kills you... it’s a Black Bear.
If it knocks the tree down and kills you... it’s a Grizzly Bear.
 Metro |
Girl Scout recounts bear scare over weekend Allentown Morning Call, PA - Celeste Tietz, an 11-year-old Girl Scout from Warren County, wasn't thinking about these facts early Sunday. While staying with her Scout troop at Camp ... Bear Tries To Pull Girl Scout From Tent State plans to kill wandering bear 'Something has my sleeping bag!' |
That must have been a long tent to extend from PA to NJ.
(I think camp Mosey Wood is in PA. Your headline says it’s in NJ. I think the girl is from NJ.)
My cousin got pulled out of his tent in his sleeping bag by his head by a bear when he was a boy.
