Old Warner Bros. Cartoon:
“Honestly, this is a TALKING DOG! Look, let me ask him
some questions. Now, Rover, what is the opposite of smooth?”
“RUFF!”
“What is on top of a house?”
“ROOF!”
“Who’s the best player in baseball?”
“RUTH!”
The talking dog and the huckster are tossed outside.
The dog turns to the man and says, “D’ya think I
shoulda said ‘DiMaggio’?”