How fitting that the surname of the man in this story's name is "Woods"?
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To: Slings and Arrows
I would make the joke here, but the story sort of tells the joke for us.
2 posted on
06/06/2007 4:51:57 AM PDT by
GOP_Raider
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To: GOP_Raider
3 posted on
06/06/2007 4:52:52 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(Satan is working both sides of the street in World Socialism and World Courts.)
To: GOP_Raider
I don’t understand the problem.
4 posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:14 AM PDT by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(I Relieve Myself In Islam's General Direction While I Deny Global Warming.)
To: GOP_Raider
Priapus can be embarrassing. But its not caused by drinking a soft drink. I don't think that could damage his wood like that - not that he has (ahem) one to stand up with this baseless lawsuit.
5 posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:28 AM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: GOP_Raider
I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole.
6 posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:47 AM PDT by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: GOP_Raider
When I was young, we were so poor...that if I didn’t wake up with an erection, I had nothing to play with all day
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.
7 posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:49 AM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: GOP_Raider
A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus... Now he knows what the "Plus" does.
8 posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:54 AM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: GOP_Raider
So how is the drink responsible for this? The article doesn't say.
In other words, how did Boost supposedly boost Woods' wood?
9 posted on
06/06/2007 4:55:49 AM PDT by
SIDENET
(Milky Way: Galaxy of the Year 2007.)
To: GOP_Raider
"Enjoy Boost Plus"*
*If erection perisists for more than 4 hours please immediately call your doctor.
To: GOP_Raider
Woods woke up with a problem in his shorts and is now looking for a “deep pocket” to get the most out of the situation.
To: GOP_Raider
Somehow I think the Boost people paid this guy to bring the suit. Talk about priceless publicity...
21 posted on
06/06/2007 5:36:45 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: EveningStar
22 posted on
06/06/2007 5:37:04 AM PDT by
Larry Lucido
(Duncan Hunter 2008 (or Fred Thompson if he ever makes up his mind))
To: GOP_Raider
At least the Doctors got to the root of the problem......or was it the problem of the root?
23 posted on
06/06/2007 5:44:14 AM PDT by
F.J. Mitchell
(The President, the Senate, the House,has surrendered to 20 million criminals. Anarchy? Hell yes!)
To: GOP_Raider
Methinks this dude was taking something other than the drink since it's ingredients are not "wood" causing.
Ingredients - BOOST Plus® Vanilla: Water, corn syrup solids, sugar, vegetable oil (canola, high oleic sunflower, corn oils), milk protein concentrate, calcium caseinate, sodium caseinate, and less than 0.5%: potassium citrate, magnesium chloride, soy lecithin, calcium phosphate, salt, ascorbic acid, sodium ascorbate, beta carotene, biotin, niacinamide, calcium pantothenate, vitamin B12, vitamin B6 hydrochloride, riboflavin, thiamine hydrochloride, folic acid, potassium iodide, magnesium phosphate, artificial flavor, choline chloride, vitamin E acetate, vitamin A palmitate, vitamin D3, vitamin K1, carrageenan, potassium chloride, zinc sulfate, manganese sulfate, cupric sulfate, chromium chloride, sodium molybdate, sodium selenite, ferrous sulfate. D In addition to the above: Chocolate-flavored BOOST PLUS contains cocoa processed with alkali and ferric pyrophosphate (instead of ferrous sulfate); Strawberry-flavored BOOST PLUS contains Red 3.
24 posted on
06/06/2007 5:54:28 AM PDT by
gopheraj
To: GOP_Raider
I can think of at least 2 other ways he could have fixed his little problem, but then no lawyers would be involved...probably.
27 posted on
06/06/2007 5:59:10 AM PDT by
subterfuge
(Today, Tolerance =greatest virtue;Hypocrisy=worst character defect; Discrimination =worst atrocity)
To: GOP_Raider
I expect sales of Boost Plus to double over the course of the next week.
28 posted on
06/06/2007 6:01:40 AM PDT by
ikka
To: GOP_Raider
Here is a picture of the plaintiff.
35 posted on
06/06/2007 8:56:49 AM PDT by
dfwgator
(The University of Florida - Still Championship U)
To: GOP_Raider
Whatever the company loses in a lawsuit, they’ve more than made up for it in advertising...
36 posted on
06/06/2007 9:01:41 AM PDT by
Doctor Raoul
(What's the difference between the CIA and the Free Clinic? The Free Clinic knows how to stop leaks.)
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Salacious Ping List ping!
43 posted on
06/06/2007 8:05:58 PM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(I will always love you, Flyer.)
To: GOP_Raider
This guy is going be to “Boost Plus” what Jared is to Subway.
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