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Man Sues Health Drink Maker Over Erection
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| 6 June 2007
| AP
Posted on 06/06/2007 4:51:21 AM PDT by GOP_Raider
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How fitting that the surname of the man in this story's name is "Woods"?
To: Slings and Arrows
I would make the joke here, but the story sort of tells the joke for us.
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:51:57 AM PDT
by
GOP_Raider
(FReepmail me to join the FR Idaho Ping List.)
To: GOP_Raider
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:52:52 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Satan is working both sides of the street in World Socialism and World Courts.)
To: GOP_Raider
I don’t understand the problem.
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:14 AM PDT
by
WorkerbeeCitizen
(I Relieve Myself In Islam's General Direction While I Deny Global Warming.)
To: GOP_Raider
Priapus can be embarrassing. But its not caused by drinking a soft drink. I don't think that could damage his wood like that - not that he has (ahem) one to stand up with this baseless lawsuit.
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:28 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: GOP_Raider
I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole.
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:47 AM PDT
by
mtbopfuyn
(I think the border is kind of an artificial barrier - San Antonio councilwoman Patti Radle)
To: GOP_Raider
When I was young, we were so poor...that if I didn’t wake up with an erection, I had nothing to play with all day
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Tip your waitresses.
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:49 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: GOP_Raider
A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus... Now he knows what the "Plus" does.
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:53:54 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: GOP_Raider
So how is the drink responsible for this? The article doesn't say.
In other words, how did Boost supposedly boost Woods' wood?
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:55:49 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
(Milky Way: Galaxy of the Year 2007.)
To: theDentist
It not advertised as promoting male enhancement. One doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the other. You would think his lawyer would have informed him of that fact.
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posted on
06/06/2007 4:56:06 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: GOP_Raider
"Enjoy Boost Plus"*
*If erection perisists for more than 4 hours please immediately call your doctor.
To: bmwcyle
I dunno, might be a hard situation to be in
To: goldstategop
I don't think that could damage his wood like that - not that he has (ahem) one to stand up with this baseless lawsuit.I also realize that I've now totally set myself up for somebody to post either a Helen Thomas, Rosie O'Donut, or a Janet El Reno pic.
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posted on
06/06/2007 5:00:07 AM PDT
by
GOP_Raider
(FReepmail me to join the FR Idaho Ping List.)
To: AppyPappy; TommyDale
I just couldn’t try to top that one!
ROTFLMAO
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posted on
06/06/2007 5:03:03 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
To: indylindy
Umm...Is there a reason you pinged me? /Y
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posted on
06/06/2007 5:06:16 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Rudy Giuliani’s candidacy is fading faster than an abortionist’s conscience.)
To: Greystoke
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posted on
06/06/2007 5:07:20 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Satan is working both sides of the street in World Socialism and World Courts.)
To: PBRSTREETGANG
*If erection perisists for more than 4 hours please immediately call your doctor.
I've often wondered just what exactly your doctor does to remedy an unwanted erection. What? Smack it with a cold spoon? Or is there a more natural remedy? Quick, grab the missus. Blackbird.
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posted on
06/06/2007 5:14:37 AM PDT
by
BlackbirdSST
(Just when you think it can't possibly get any worse, another day dawns!)
To: GOP_Raider
Woods woke up with a problem in his shorts and is now looking for a “deep pocket” to get the most out of the situation.
To: goldstategop
All the lawyers sees is that the manufacturer is a Pharmaceutical company, and therefore has deep pockets. It's somewhat of a nuisance case, and he'll expect an "out of court" settlement.
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posted on
06/06/2007 5:20:45 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: BlackbirdSST
"I've often wondered just what exactly your doctor does to remedy an unwanted erection. What? Smack it with a cold spoon? Or is there a more natural remedy?"
He shows the patient this picture!
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posted on
06/06/2007 5:29:18 AM PDT
by
TommyDale
(Rudy Giuliani’s candidacy is fading faster than an abortionist’s conscience.)
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