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How hard is it to search under the word, “flatulence?”
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Invention alleviates fallout of flatulence (a breath of fresh air)
Orlando Sentinel ^ | May 31,2007 | Laura Castellano

Posted on 06/04/2007 6:38:10 PM PDT by Kimmers

Brian Conant stood alongside his fellow National Guardsmen during a training session about eight years ago in Hawaii. He was wearing a heavy chemical warfare suit lined with charcoal.

"Any time I expelled gas in the suit, I realized nobody could smell it," Conant, 48, says. "It was amazing."

(Excerpt) Read more at orlandosentinel.com ...


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KEYWORDS: enviroment; farting; toxicwaste
I would buy this for my USMC son....I know they (the USMC) would thank me....he is his own toxic waste producing plant....
1 posted on 06/04/2007 6:38:14 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Kimmers

LOL!


2 posted on 06/04/2007 6:39:58 PM PDT by bnelson44 (http://www.appealforcourage.org)
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To: bnelson44

I am trying to think of this from the point of marketing.....Perhaps a Super Bowl commercial?


3 posted on 06/04/2007 6:44:39 PM PDT by Kimmers
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To: Kimmers

Based on what I read just here (not following the link) I’m assuming he’s come up with a charcoal-based plug...?


4 posted on 06/04/2007 6:47:40 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Kimmers

For those unfortunates whose flatulence congers up images other than roses.


5 posted on 06/04/2007 6:48:26 PM PDT by Sir Clean Plate Club (Gore feels things are getting warmer because he is on his way to Hell)
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To: Kimmers
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1775407/posts
Wind breakers (Global Warming friendly underwear?)

The left has leapt off the cliff with the lemmings.

6 posted on 06/04/2007 6:50:51 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Kimmers

All I can think of is “always faithful” ;->


7 posted on 06/04/2007 6:51:38 PM PDT by bnelson44 (http://www.appealforcourage.org)
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