“Well, fess up. What was your song with your first flame?”
William Tell Overture?
Played at 78 RPM?
Actually, I’m old enough to remember when W.T.O. was the theme not only for the Lone Ranger, but also for Lark cigarettes and Jeno’s Pizza Rolls (who did a pretty good parody commercial with both a smoker and the Lone Ranger showing up to “talk about your theme song”).