[COUNTrecount]

Sounds like our Congress.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

“The Man Who Never Returned”?

[TommyDale]

"Sounds like our Congress."

From your lips to God's ears.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Toward the morning, he remained the only traveler.....Like the U.S. taxpayer

[19th LA Inf]

"Did he ever return, no he never returned,

and his fate is still unlearned

He may ride forever neath the streets of Boston

He's the man who never returned."

[Osage Orange]

Pinging

[Bringbackthedraft]

This occurs so often on the NYC trains it’s no longer considered news.

[ClearCase_guy]

What a tale he could tell!

[sionnsar]

That’s nothing. If he were in Seattle he’d continue to vote in at least the next four or five elections.

[Brilliant]

Well, if you’re dead, why shouldn’t you ride the tram all night? No worse than your other options.

[ishabibble]

Was Kenny Rogers with him on this train?

[Hegemony Cricket]

Prolly had a winning lottery ticket in his pocket, too, the lucky stiff...

[x]

Tomislav K.

"K." as in Kafka.

I could tell from the title that this had to be about Europe.

The US lags behind all developed countries in the number of deceased people who ride trams.

Congress should look into what we can do to catch up to the rest of the developed world.

[Dixie Yooper]

Did this happen before or after Jack Kevorkian got out of prison?

[Highway55]

Well, I said I’m traveling
on the one after 909
I said move over honey
I’m traveling on that line
I said move over once
Move over twice
Come on baby, don’t be cold as ice
I said I’m traveling
on the one after 909
Yeah

[SunkenCiv]

Dead man rides on tram all night

Usually it's the other way around.