[CholeraJoe]

What are dogs thinking?

Chow-chow -"We don't do tricks."

Labrador - "Cookie, Food, Ball! Puhleeze throw the ball! Cookie!"

[xsmommy]

cavalier: it’s raining outside, and the grass is wet, do you don’t expect me to get my feet wet to go potty do you????

[Sacajaweau]

I taught my dog to stand on her hind legs for a treat. Then I taught her to twirl around. Then taught her to lie down and role over.

Pretty soon, all you would have to do is open "that" cupboard...and she'd stand up, twirl around, lay down and roll over.

What was she thinking?? "One of these is bound to work".