[Jeff Head]

"Have I got this on right? Are you sure it is tight enough...shouldn't it be tighter? Are you sure it is in the right place?"

[Cicero]

“Thanks to my network bosses for giving me a liberal helping of oats in my feedbag!”

[Wolfstar]

I specialize in phony empathy.

[rxgalfl]

TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH, PLEASE!

[savedbygrace]

"Does this mask make my butt look fat?"

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Even with a mask she is able to display that fake “I feel your pain” expression.

If this were Clinton, the lip biting would be lost and there would only be the horny gaze of his eyes as he leered at TB man’s wife/non-wife.

[Caipirabob]

I'D HIT IT!

[Altura Ct.]

Sure we don’t care about the thousands of people who cross our borders everyday. Of course some of them have communicable diseases that are worse then what you have but so what? We Make The News and don’t you EVER forget that!

[ShorelineMike]

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[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

“Michael Savage was right. My soul was lost in the womb!”

[linn37]

I bet she is thinking the same thing when I have to wear that silly looking thing. I wish I had said no to onions at lunch time.

[Political Junkie Too]

"In addition to the "one-bag date" and the "two-bag date (in case the first bag falls off)," Diane Sawyer models the newest addition to the line, the "half-bag date."

-PJ

[albee]

Hey...Diane!

The Face-Mask doesn't hack it.

Go get the sack...Go get the sack!!!!!!!

[grey_whiskers]

"Halfway to a Burqua!"

Cheers!

[honolulugal]

[SunkenCiv]

As it turns out, she did make that left turn at Albuquerque...

[Doohickey]

“AFLAC!”