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Give 'Til It Hurts [RNC Phone Solicitation Guidelines]
iowahawk ^ | 06/01/2007 | David Burge

Posted on 06/01/2007 7:59:42 PM PDT by de meanr

If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 3.

3. How about half of your 2006 donation? Every little bit helps when it comes to reigniting the Republican revolution!

If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 4.

4. How about five bucks? That will at least cover postage and processing costs.

If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 5.

5. Can I ask you why you have chosen not to contribute this year?

If respondent answers "Immigration," go to 6a; if "taxes" or "spending," go to 6b; if "bungled war on terror," go to 6c.

6a. I understand that many in the Republican base are concerned with immigration. If you are concerned about border security, rest assured that ...

(Excerpt) Read more at iowahawk.typepad.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: amnesty; immigration
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To: rolling_stone

“I had a hard time getting the guy off the phone”

I’ve found that just simply hanging up works WONDERS.


21 posted on 06/02/2007 7:08:47 AM PDT by TheRobb7 (The welfare state needs a new customer base--ILLEGAL aliens!)
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To: TheRobb7

I hope they mean a “New Mexico-Arizona” fence, rather than a “New Mexico-Oklahoma” fence. Maybe Bush has plans to give up Texas to the Reconquista?


22 posted on 06/02/2007 12:10:23 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: scrabblehack
I hope they mean a “New Mexico-Arizona” fence, rather than a “New Mexico-Oklahoma” fence. Maybe Bush has plans to give up Texas to the Reconquista?

This is a parody. Iowahawk's revised border was part of the humor.

23 posted on 06/02/2007 4:16:03 PM PDT by TChad
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