Posted on 06/01/2007 7:59:42 PM PDT by de meanr
If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 3.
3. How about half of your 2006 donation? Every little bit helps when it comes to reigniting the Republican revolution!
If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 4.
4. How about five bucks? That will at least cover postage and processing costs.
If respondent answers "yes," go to 1a. If "no," go to 5.
5. Can I ask you why you have chosen not to contribute this year?
If respondent answers "Immigration," go to 6a; if "taxes" or "spending," go to 6b; if "bungled war on terror," go to 6c.
6a. I understand that many in the Republican base are concerned with immigration. If you are concerned about border security, rest assured that ...
(Excerpt) Read more at iowahawk.typepad.com ...
“I had a hard time getting the guy off the phone”
I’ve found that just simply hanging up works WONDERS.
I hope they mean a “New Mexico-Arizona” fence, rather than a “New Mexico-Oklahoma” fence. Maybe Bush has plans to give up Texas to the Reconquista?
This is a parody. Iowahawk's revised border was part of the humor.
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