what a cow!
when she has sex, she wants the men on top...
one guy had to get a ladder to get on top...
guys ask directions during sex...
when they finally got on top, their ears popped...
she wears two watches because she covers 2 time zones...
when she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake...
when 2 guys broke into her house, she yelled "RAPE!"; they yelled "NO!"...
when she walks into a room, mice jump up on the chairs...
she's known as a "two bagger". You wear one on your head in case the one on her head comes off...
when she wears high heels, she strikes oil...