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Disease in the Air (Satire)
Scooter's Report ^ | 6-1-07 | Scooter Van Neuter

Posted on 06/01/2007 9:52:14 AM PDT by Digital Disaster

Okay, so everybody's having a cow over some guy who flew around while afflicted with "TB," whatever that is. Frankly, I could care less about this as he apparently did not visit Berkeley, but figure I owe it to you, my faithful reader(s) to look into it.

While researching this story at Drudge Report, I saw a photo they posted of this guy apologizing for being sick while flying around. I don't really understand this, as I fly around sick all the time. Just a few months ago I flew to Wisconsin while suffering from an extremely dire case of athlete's foot, weeping anal fissures, and third degree post nasal drip, and nobody put me on the news.

Anyway, after seeing the photo (below) there was no reason to read the story. Seeing that the woman hunching up against this poor sap is obviously Paris Hilton, there's no doubt that "TB" is some kind of venereal disease. My guess would be "Testicular Bunions." Paris gave this guy testicular bunions and then he jet-setted all over the place potentially infecting others. Big deal. I've had something similar, and they aren't that infectious (at least to humans. Cats, yes), so all I can say is it must be a really slow news day.

Scooter peace out.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: andrewspeaker; parishilton; tb; tuberculosis
The real story from Scooter. THis guy is funny as hell
1 posted on 06/01/2007 9:52:17 AM PDT by Digital Disaster
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