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Emergency detention plan: 'This way to the ZOT!'
World Net Daily ^ | 05-30-2007

Posted on 05/30/2007 9:47:34 AM PDT by cposnarkey

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To: Tax-chick

I taught my son to drive on his paper route in a mobile home park, “way back when.”

I wasn’t too sure I was going to survive his first driving lesson...

When he took Driver’s Ed in school, he aced it.


2,641 posted on 06/30/2007 11:53:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: Tax-chick

“Ugh,” is right. I can’t be there when she does it, though it’s only once a week. She can have my share of snakes.


2,642 posted on 06/30/2007 11:54:10 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: darkangel82

Hi, Angel!


2,643 posted on 06/30/2007 11:55:31 AM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: Monkey Face

Here come the afternoon thunderstorms up from the south! This is okay, since the zoo is to the North, and they’ll be ready to come back anyway before the weather gets up there.

In NC, you have to take driver’s ed, classroom and in-car, before you can get a learner’s permit and actually drive about. Anoreth had her classes back in January, so she’s forgotten whatever she learned about handling the car!

No disasters so far, though, and we’ll progress to more challenging roads in the next week or so. Now that the boys are home to help with the little brothers, we’ll have more opportunities for practice.


2,644 posted on 06/30/2007 11:55:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: darkangel82

That’s what Scout camp is all about!

Their socks are so dirty that I just put a batch in the washer for a second wash!


2,645 posted on 06/30/2007 11:56:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: Tax-chick

When my son got his license, I told him if he got stupid and got a ticket, he would lose his license for a month.

He came home from school one day about two months later, and handed me his license. He had gotten a ticket. And he didn’t have to pay a fine: he had to go to court and face a judge. That was enough for him!

To my knowledge, he’s never gotten another ticket.


2,646 posted on 06/30/2007 12:03:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: Monkey Face

Good job!

I’ve had one ticket in my life, and a few minor collisions (my fault) and one big one (their fault).


2,647 posted on 06/30/2007 12:05:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’ve gotten three tickets. The first one, I was driving a car registered in AZ, and I had a Utah driver’s license, but was in NV. I was doing 85...and got a $35 ticket.

The second was in CA, and I was doing 67 in a 65 zone. The cop was having a bad day, and gave me a ticket for $110.

The third one was in Tucson ~~ for Jaywalking....$120.


2,648 posted on 06/30/2007 12:10:31 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL yep. I remember that, since I was a Scout too, long ago.


2,649 posted on 06/30/2007 12:11:49 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: darkangel82

I haven’t done much outdoor *anything* since the babies began arriving. I’m probably too attached to my air conditioning by now.


2,650 posted on 06/30/2007 12:17:14 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: Tax-chick

You run ~~ that’s “outdoors.”


2,651 posted on 06/30/2007 12:27:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, a little :-).

One of the goofballs is saying that the observance of “Earth Day” is caused by Harry Potter novels, or something. One of the interesting things about FR is that there’s always some poster who’s absolutely weirder than you thought anyone could be.

I might have been happier not knowing there were so many truly deranged people, most of them probably walking around looking fairly normal!


2,652 posted on 06/30/2007 12:31:40 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: Tax-chick
One of the goofballs is saying that the observance of “Earth Day” is caused by Harry Potter novels, or something...

WHAT???? It sounds like said poster needs a history lesson. *sheesh* (I loathe stupidity!)

2,653 posted on 06/30/2007 12:33:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: Monkey Face

Some people would be better off if they stayed off the Internet entirely, and got a job at Wal-mart!


2,654 posted on 06/30/2007 12:34:37 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: Tax-chick

Speaking of Walmart, I need to make a trip to the grocery store for a few ingredients, before it starts pouring!


2,655 posted on 06/30/2007 12:35:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: Tax-chick

PS: I’m going to pre-order the newest HP book. I have them all waiting, and I’ll start at the first one when I get the 7th one. I can hardly wait!

(Though I do hope she doesn’t kill him off...)


2,656 posted on 06/30/2007 12:36:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: Tax-chick
Some people would be better off if they stayed off the Internet entirely, and got a job at Wal-mart!

Either that, or wear a sign that says, "I do only what the voices in my head tell me to do."

2,657 posted on 06/30/2007 12:37:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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To: Monkey Face

LOL! Be careful with those books, or you’ll end up dancing naked around a fire chanting songs to Mother Earth. (Per the goofballs.)

I told Anoreth she could drive to the store, so if I don’t come back ...


2,658 posted on 06/30/2007 12:43:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
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To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick
... or wear a sign that says, "I do only what the voices in my head tell me to do."

I have lots of voices in my head, but mine is the loudest.

Not the smartest, maybe, but definitely the loudest.

2,659 posted on 06/30/2007 12:53:05 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (My Bumper Sticker ==> "Hang on! My other cell phone is ringing.")
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!

I suspect Anoreth is excited and a little edgy, so be brave, Mom! Don’t let her see you sweat!

I sing songs to Mother Earth, anyway. Except they are directed Heavenward.... ;o]


2,660 posted on 06/30/2007 1:03:08 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's always darkest just before it goes totally black. ~~ My Mother said it first)
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