To: MrEdd
This could also be a matter of POV. I once knew a midget named Ed who got real pissed off at me. Ed the Midget started kicking me over and over again on my legs and I couldn't do a damn thing about it. Why not? Suppose I wasn't able to reign in my temper? Believe me that midget was causing me incredible pain. However, I knew that if I gave in to my temper and hauled off and punched Ed the Midget, I could have ended up in the news as some monster who was beating up on a midget. That damn Ed the Midget followed me out of the bar where he started kicking me out into the parking lot constantly kicking me until I got into my car and drove away. My legs were in incredible pain for at least a day after that.
When a midget beats up on you, there is nothing you can do for the reason mentioned above.
9 posted on
05/27/2007 5:51:19 PM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Short people got
No reason
Short people got
No reason
Short people got
No reason to live..
15 posted on
05/27/2007 6:11:12 PM PDT by
MrEdd
(L. Ron Gore creator of "Fry-n-tology" the global warming religion.)
To: PJ-Comix
![](http://timvp.com/gidget0.jpg)
Thank goodness it wasn't a 'Gidget' that gave you the beating of your life! Girls fight way more nasty than any old midget ever would. You wouldn't have survived it. ;)
18 posted on
05/27/2007 6:18:36 PM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: PJ-Comix
When a midget beats up on you, there is nothing you can do...
That would make one hell of a tagline! And that has to be the funniest thing I have ever read!
I really admire your resolve and control. You were the bigger man, in every way.
So why did Ed the Midget get so angry at you?
46 posted on
05/30/2007 6:56:47 PM PDT by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
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