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If you break into a building in Phoenix, do not get stuck in the ductwork between the months of February and November.
1 posted on 05/25/2007 3:42:48 PM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: BlazingArizona

Hey, when I die, I’ll raise a stink too if you don’t bury me.


2 posted on 05/25/2007 3:44:55 PM PDT by umgud ("When seconds count, the police are just 10 minutes away!")
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To: BlazingArizona

He though that he would stick around and chill out.


3 posted on 05/25/2007 3:44:56 PM PDT by SIDENET (Since Mexico controls our country, can I vote in their elections?)
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To: BlazingArizona

Chilling.....


4 posted on 05/25/2007 3:46:27 PM PDT by cmsgop ( "cmsgop" a Mark Goodson / Bill Todman Production)
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To: BlazingArizona
A psychologist will be at the school when it reopens Tuesday, Dowling said.

Why??? Do the kids need post traumatic stench counseling?

5 posted on 05/25/2007 3:46:40 PM PDT by SIDENET (Since Mexico controls our country, can I vote in their elections?)
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To: BlazingArizona
The dead guys family will hire John Edwards to sue the school. The duct did not meet ADA accessibility standards
8 posted on 05/25/2007 3:50:55 PM PDT by Mark was here (Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?)
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9 posted on 05/25/2007 3:51:26 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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To: BlazingArizona

Its a dry heat....


10 posted on 05/25/2007 3:51:58 PM PDT by mission9 (Be a citizen worth living for, in a Nation worth dying for...)
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To: BlazingArizona
You know, if these room-temp IQ burglars just read the paper, they would understand that this is not a good idea.

Skeletal Remains Discovered in Chimney

Body Found in School Chimney Is Identified

Naked Man Gets Stuck in Chimney

Burglar Gets Stuck in Chimney at Nev. Home

Skeleton Found in Chimney a Mystery

. . . and the beat goes on.

What did he expect to steal from a SCHOOL, anyway?

11 posted on 05/25/2007 4:01:20 PM PDT by AnAmericanMother ((Ministrix of Ye Chase, TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary (recess appointment)))
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To: BlazingArizona

School cafeteria workers noticed a ‘foul’ smell? Huh? lol


12 posted on 05/25/2007 4:11:31 PM PDT by Continental Soldier
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To: BlazingArizona

Maybe, just maybe, he was doing the job Americans won’t do.


13 posted on 05/25/2007 4:14:16 PM PDT by Snoopers-868th
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To: BlazingArizona

That stinks!


15 posted on 05/25/2007 5:12:33 PM PDT by conservatism_IS_compassion (The idea around which liberalism coheres is that NOTHING actually matters except PR.)
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To: BlazingArizona

Twenty-five years ago, we tired of burglars entering through the roof HVAC ducts. We adopted the simple expedient of retrofitting our ducts with re-bars. Solved the problem, cheaply and permanently.


17 posted on 05/25/2007 6:06:20 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God is, and (2) God is good?)
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