[AnAmericanMother]

You know, if these room-temp IQ burglars just read the paper, they would understand that this is not a good idea.

Skeletal Remains Discovered in Chimney

Body Found in School Chimney Is Identified

Naked Man Gets Stuck in Chimney

Burglar Gets Stuck in Chimney at Nev. Home

Skeleton Found in Chimney a Mystery

. . . and the beat goes on.

What did he expect to steal from a SCHOOL, anyway?

[metmom]

You know, if these room-temp IQ burglars just read the paper, they would understand that this is not a good idea.

That's giving them more credit than they deserve. Room temp is too high. Ice cube would about do it.

Computers.