[WesternCulture]

When I was nine years old, a friend of mine and I read an article about a man who found a piece of metal in a bottle, complained to the producer and was delivered a large amount of beer, just to keep quiet about it all (seems he didn’t).

My companion and I decided to try this concept out, not because we had acquired a taste for beer already (but by now, I admit we both have), but because we figured we could sell the beer and earn some money.

We borrowed a typewriter (this was in -79) and sent a letter of complaint to one of the biggest breweries in Scandinavia. We never even received a response letter.

There is no justice in this world.

[NonValueAdded]

OMG didn't you know there is no statute of limitations to be found in all of Scandanavian law??? You've stepped in it now! _{just kidding}