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Microsoft Introduces New Word Processing Software
Algore's Internet | 05/16/2007

Posted on 05/16/2007 12:41:02 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas

Today it was announced that a new word processing software would be rolled out to public schools in response to the growing demands of placed on schools via English-Second Language programs.


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1 posted on 05/16/2007 12:41:03 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas
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2 posted on 05/16/2007 12:42:03 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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To: Maximus of Texas

LOL!


3 posted on 05/16/2007 12:42:33 PM PDT by Search4Truth (Hosea 4:6 warns, My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge:...)
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To: Maximus of Texas

MicroShizzle.


4 posted on 05/16/2007 12:43:40 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Humor
5 posted on 05/16/2007 12:44:00 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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Didn’t mean to put this under News/Activism. Should have been General Chat. Sorry.


6 posted on 05/16/2007 12:45:30 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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A lot of work went in to this. Hilarious.


7 posted on 05/16/2007 12:46:57 PM PDT by RinaseaofDs (Ignorance should be painful)
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and how many seconds before the first lockup?


8 posted on 05/16/2007 12:47:21 PM PDT by isom35
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The “spell check” function converts everything into “ebonics”


9 posted on 05/16/2007 12:49:21 PM PDT by Enchante (Reid and Pelosi Defeatocrats: Surrender Now - Peace for Our Time!!)
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To: Maximus of Texas

Oldie but still funny..


10 posted on 05/16/2007 12:50:01 PM PDT by mnehring (McCain '08 -------------------------------------- just kidding...)
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This is disappointing. The only thing this program does is further dumb-down students.


11 posted on 05/16/2007 12:52:50 PM PDT by TheThinker
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To: Maximus of Texas

Werd Up.


12 posted on 05/16/2007 1:02:09 PM PDT by Disambiguator (If it wasn't for bad puns, we wouldn't have no puns at all.)
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To: Maximus of Texas; monkapotamus; All

MONK get in here this too FUNNY ROFL


13 posted on 05/16/2007 1:08:02 PM PDT by SevenofNine ("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
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To: Maximus of Texas

LOL!


14 posted on 05/16/2007 1:17:07 PM PDT by rlmorel (Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
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I prefer OpenShizzle.


15 posted on 05/16/2007 1:18:44 PM PDT by antiRepublicrat
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http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?.....

16 posted on 05/16/2007 1:21:05 PM PDT by monkapotamus
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To: Maximus of Texas

I just bought this at CompUSA. It’s a ripoff! It requires activation. I can’t get it to activate.

I put in my name: badassmotherfu***erjacksh*tpimp1981
and then my password: mypasswordformicrosftactivationsh*t

...and it keeps sayin’ I’m a invalid.

:O)

P


17 posted on 05/16/2007 1:31:31 PM PDT by papasmurf (Patience is, not only, a virtue...it's also a weapon. Be patient FRed!)
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....and it keeps sayin’ I’m a invalid....

You be a invalid? What up wit dat?


18 posted on 05/16/2007 2:01:43 PM PDT by GunsareOK
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This will help.


19 posted on 05/16/2007 2:18:09 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger.)
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Try this — good stuff:

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20 posted on 05/16/2007 3:20:26 PM PDT by Disturbin (Welcome to society -- morons with keys)
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