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Microsoft Introduces New Word Processing Software
Algore's Internet
 | 05/16/2007
Posted on 05/16/2007 12:41:02 PM PDT by Maximus of Texas
Today it was announced that a new word processing software would be rolled out to public schools in response to the growing demands of placed on schools via English-Second Language programs.
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KEYWORDS: microsoft; wordprocessing
    
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on 
05/16/2007 12:42:03 PM PDT
by 
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on 
05/16/2007 12:42:33 PM PDT
by 
Search4Truth
(Hosea 4:6 warns, My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge:...)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
To: rdb3; chance33_98; Calvinist_Dark_Lord; PenguinWry; GodGunsandGuts; CyberCowboy777; Salo; Bobsat; ..
    Humor 
 
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posted on 
05/16/2007 12:44:00 PM PDT
by 
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
 
To: All
    Didn’t mean to put this under News/Activism. Should have been General Chat. Sorry.
 
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posted on 
05/16/2007 12:45:30 PM PDT
by 
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
    A lot of work went in to this. Hilarious.
 
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posted on 
05/16/2007 12:46:57 PM PDT
by 
RinaseaofDs
(Ignorance should be painful)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
    and how many seconds before the first lockup?
 
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posted on 
05/16/2007 12:47:21 PM PDT
by 
isom35
 
To: Maximus of Texas
    The “spell check” function converts everything into “ebonics”
 
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posted on 
05/16/2007 12:49:21 PM PDT
by 
Enchante
(Reid and Pelosi Defeatocrats:  Surrender Now - Peace for Our Time!!)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on 
05/16/2007 12:50:01 PM PDT
by 
mnehring
(McCain '08 -------------------------------------- just kidding...)
 
To: mnehrling
    This is disappointing. The only thing this program does is further dumb-down students.
 
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on 
05/16/2007 1:02:09 PM PDT
by 
Disambiguator
(If it wasn't for bad puns, we wouldn't have no puns at all.)
 
To: Maximus of Texas; monkapotamus; All
    MONK get in here this too FUNNY ROFL
 
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posted on 
05/16/2007 1:08:02 PM PDT
by 
SevenofNine
("We are Freepers, all your media belong to us, resistence is futile")
 
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on 
05/16/2007 1:17:07 PM PDT
by 
rlmorel
(Liberals: If the Truth would help them, they would use it.)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
To: SevenofNine
To: Maximus of Texas
    I just bought this at CompUSA. It’s a ripoff! It requires activation. I can’t get it to activate.
I put in my name: badassmotherfu***erjacksh*tpimp1981
and then my password: mypasswordformicrosftactivationsh*t
...and it keeps sayin’ I’m a invalid.
:O)
P
 
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posted on 
05/16/2007 1:31:31 PM PDT
by 
papasmurf
(Patience is, not only, a virtue...it's also a weapon. Be patient FRed!)
 
To: papasmurf
    ....and it keeps sayin Im a invalid....
You be a invalid? What up wit dat?
 
To: GunsareOK; papasmurf
    This will help. 
 
 
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posted on 
05/16/2007 2:18:09 PM PDT
by 
Maximus of Texas
(On my signal, pull my finger.)
 
To: Maximus of Texas
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posted on 
05/16/2007 3:20:26 PM PDT
by 
Disturbin
(Welcome to society -- morons with keys)
 
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