1 posted on
05/14/2007 7:54:12 PM PDT by
gpapa
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To: gpapa
Rocky Mountain Oysters: UMMMMMMM!!!
2 posted on
05/14/2007 7:55:29 PM PDT by
Clemenza
(Rudy Giuliani, like Pesto and Seattle, belongs in the scrap heap of '90s Culture)
To: gpapa
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!
3 posted on
05/14/2007 7:55:36 PM PDT by
Clintonfatigued
(If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
To: Slings and Arrows
4 posted on
05/14/2007 7:56:14 PM PDT by
KoRn
(Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
To: gpapa
5 posted on
05/14/2007 7:57:49 PM PDT by
airborne
(Duncan Hunter is the only real choice for honest to goodness conservatives!)
To: Diana in Wisconsin; gpapa
I had something really clever to say about liberal males in Wisconsin, but have decided I don’t want to be banned.
7 posted on
05/14/2007 7:58:38 PM PDT by
SmithL
(si vis pacem, para bellum)
To: gpapa
Famous story:
A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull’s testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.
The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ‘’Senor, I am sorry but sometimes the bull he wins’’.
To: gpapa
Didn’t think they had the balls.
To: gpapa
12 posted on
05/14/2007 8:01:31 PM PDT by
digger48
To: gpapa
Do they do this kind of thing in Europe?
To: gpapa
Say Ted. Did you go to the Ninth annual Testicle Festival at Mama’s Place Bar and Grill in Elderon?
Why yes, in fact I has a ball.
14 posted on
05/14/2007 8:01:47 PM PDT by
BigCinBigD
(You "abort" bad missile launches and carrier landings. Not babies.)
To: gpapa
Note to self.
Do not stop to eat in Elderon WI.
15 posted on
05/14/2007 8:02:07 PM PDT by
Rome2000
(Peace is not an option)
To: gpapa
...livestock testicles....
Thank goodness; I thought from the title of the thread, that Lorena Bobbitt had opened a restaurant in Wisconsin.
18 posted on
05/14/2007 8:05:48 PM PDT by
no dems
(Michele Malkin: She's Ann Coulter with class.)
To: gpapa
I cannot believe how many people have never heard of Mountain Oysters. Folks, if you’ve never tried ‘em, keep your gagging noises to yourselves.
To: gpapa
22 posted on
05/14/2007 8:07:40 PM PDT by
BIGLOOK
(Keelhauling is a sensible solution to mutiny.)
To: gpapa
Hillary stared across the room at Bill and thought, it’s time for a family vacation to Elderon, Wis. so we can “fix” some family issues.
23 posted on
05/14/2007 8:07:50 PM PDT by
HereInTheHeartland
(Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
To: gpapa
Go, nads, go!!!
24 posted on
05/14/2007 8:09:15 PM PDT by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
To: gpapa
Wasn’t there a scene from a Chevy Chase movie about this?
25 posted on
05/14/2007 8:12:09 PM PDT by
fso301
To: gpapa
“Stallone admits hormone charges”
title of the thread posted immediately after this one....:)
To: gpapa
Guess dey nebber hurd ub dis in Bwost’n. Kind of an “out west” thing. Uh, they grow on ya....unless your female or Hillary type.
27 posted on
05/14/2007 8:12:29 PM PDT by
wizr
(Freedom ain't free.)
To: gpapa
My ex-girlfriend loved eating bull testicles, and even once got me to try one... They tasted OK, but I just imagined a very sad looking steer giving me an ugly look...
Besides, I think that she just liked the idea of eating testicles in general... I'm lucky I got away from her with mine in-tact!
Mark
29 posted on
05/14/2007 8:15:30 PM PDT by
MarkL
(Environmental heretics should be burned at the stake, in a "Carbon Neutral" way...)
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