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1 posted on 05/14/2007 7:54:12 PM PDT by gpapa
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Rocky Mountain Oysters: UMMMMMMM!!!


2 posted on 05/14/2007 7:55:29 PM PDT by Clemenza (Rudy Giuliani, like Pesto and Seattle, belongs in the scrap heap of '90s Culture)
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To: gpapa

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!!!!!


3 posted on 05/14/2007 7:55:36 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (If the GOP were to stop worshiping Free Trade as if it were a religion, they'd win every election)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh hell!


4 posted on 05/14/2007 7:56:14 PM PDT by KoRn (Just Say NO ....To Liberal Republicans - FRED THOMPSON FOR PRESIDENT!)
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To: gpapa

That’s just nuts!


5 posted on 05/14/2007 7:57:49 PM PDT by airborne (Duncan Hunter is the only real choice for honest to goodness conservatives!)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin; gpapa

I had something really clever to say about liberal males in Wisconsin, but have decided I don’t want to be banned.


7 posted on 05/14/2007 7:58:38 PM PDT by SmithL (si vis pacem, para bellum)
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Famous story:

A tourist is in Spain, and goes to a fancy restaurant for dinner. As he looks around, he notices a diner being served a beautifully garnished dish with two gigantic meatballs in the middle. When the waiter asks him for his order, the man asks him about the meatball dish. The waiter explains that the meatballs are bull’s testicles, and when the bull loses the bullfight, the bull is brought to the restaurant, and this beautiful dish is made.

The diner tells the waiter that he wants the bulls testicles for dinner, but the waiter tells him that only one bull a day is brought to the restaurant, but he can have it tommorrow. The diner agrees. The next day the diner goes to the restaurant, and orders the testicle dish. When his food is brought out, he notices that the meatballs are extremely small. He mentions this to the waiter, and the waiter replies, ‘’Senor, I am sorry but sometimes the bull he wins’’.


8 posted on 05/14/2007 7:59:46 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember
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To: gpapa

Didn’t think they had the balls.


11 posted on 05/14/2007 8:01:22 PM PDT by o-n-money
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12 posted on 05/14/2007 8:01:31 PM PDT by digger48
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To: gpapa

Do they do this kind of thing in Europe?


13 posted on 05/14/2007 8:01:43 PM PDT by Yardstick
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Say Ted. Did you go to the Ninth annual Testicle Festival at Mama’s Place Bar and Grill in Elderon?

Why yes, in fact I has a ball.

14 posted on 05/14/2007 8:01:47 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (You "abort" bad missile launches and carrier landings. Not babies.)
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Note to self.

Do not stop to eat in Elderon WI.

15 posted on 05/14/2007 8:02:07 PM PDT by Rome2000 (Peace is not an option)
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...livestock testicles....

Thank goodness; I thought from the title of the thread, that Lorena Bobbitt had opened a restaurant in Wisconsin.
18 posted on 05/14/2007 8:05:48 PM PDT by no dems (Michele Malkin: She's Ann Coulter with class.)
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To: gpapa

I cannot believe how many people have never heard of Mountain Oysters. Folks, if you’ve never tried ‘em, keep your gagging noises to yourselves.


20 posted on 05/14/2007 8:06:41 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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Good for the yang.....


22 posted on 05/14/2007 8:07:40 PM PDT by BIGLOOK (Keelhauling is a sensible solution to mutiny.)
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Hillary stared across the room at Bill and thought, it’s time for a family vacation to Elderon, Wis. so we can “fix” some family issues.


23 posted on 05/14/2007 8:07:50 PM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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Go, nads, go!!!
24 posted on 05/14/2007 8:09:15 PM PDT by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: gpapa

Wasn’t there a scene from a Chevy Chase movie about this?


25 posted on 05/14/2007 8:12:09 PM PDT by fso301
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“Stallone admits hormone charges”

title of the thread posted immediately after this one....:)


26 posted on 05/14/2007 8:12:23 PM PDT by Vn_survivor_67-68
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Guess dey nebber hurd ub dis in Bwost’n. Kind of an “out west” thing. Uh, they grow on ya....unless your female or Hillary type.


27 posted on 05/14/2007 8:12:29 PM PDT by wizr (Freedom ain't free.)
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My ex-girlfriend loved eating bull testicles, and even once got me to try one... They tasted OK, but I just imagined a very sad looking steer giving me an ugly look...

Besides, I think that she just liked the idea of eating testicles in general... I'm lucky I got away from her with mine in-tact!

Mark

29 posted on 05/14/2007 8:15:30 PM PDT by MarkL (Environmental heretics should be burned at the stake, in a "Carbon Neutral" way...)
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