The bulge in a man’s pants that attracts women is the thickness of his wallet...
Lots of men use the “wallet” tl make up for a lack of other attributes.
I have a thick wallet - due to all the library cards, parking tickets and coupons I cram into it. :O)
LOL!
Once again, from the inimitable Puke and Snot:
Puke: Are you still putting a potato down the front of your pants to attract women?
Snot: You mean it goes in the front?!!
Puke: Arrrrgh! What do you call it, your little dic-tator?
Snot: In your case, it's more like a tater tot!
Cheers!