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To: Osage Orange
Woman: "Do I look nice in this dress?"

Man: "Yes, you look great".

It's the only possible answer........

Suggested alternative:

Woman: "Do I look nice in this dress?"

Man: "What do you think?"

Woman: "I'm asking your opinion."

Man: "My opinion doesn't matter - it's your own opinion that counts."

Woman: "I'm afraid it makes me look fat."

Man (taking her by the shoulders and pointing her toward the nearest mirror): "Look, you need to fall in love with that woman right there. No external validation can ultimately make any difference in how you feel about yourself."

Such questions are a sign of immaturity and low self-esteem - the man should try being the grownup (for once) and helping her grow past this instead of ducking the question with some stupid white lie.

39 posted on 05/08/2007 12:55:44 PM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("Wise men don't need to debate; men who need to debate are not wise." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: Mr. Jeeves; Osage Orange

I like the TV commercial where the guy is occupied watching a game on TV, and his wife asks him, “Does this make me look fat?” And he doesn’t even look up and replies, “Uh-huh!”


42 posted on 05/08/2007 1:06:32 PM PDT by TommyDale (Taxpayer funded abortions are not a Constitutional right, Mr. Giuliani!)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

On paper...that looks great.


43 posted on 05/08/2007 1:08:19 PM PDT by Osage Orange (The old/liberal/socialist media is the most ruthless and destructive enemy of this country.)
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To: Mr. Jeeves
Oh it sounds nice, alright, but here's how it would really go down:

Woman: "Do I look nice in this dress?"

Man: "What do you think?"

Woman: "That's it, you think I'm fat!!!"

83 posted on 05/08/2007 2:45:23 PM PDT by Kaylee Frye
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