Is she a woman? I did not know that. I knew it was something I just did not know what. I have never seen a woman that looked like that thing.
“Is she a woman? I did not know that. I knew it was something I just did not know what. I have never seen a woman that looked like that thing.”
Bingo.
The expression you seek is “Rolling F’n donut”.
They couldn’t get a talking pig so she took the part and hardly anyone noticed the difference.