[longtermmemmory]

45 days for driving on a suspended license DURING a DWI/DUI probation is NOT unreasonable.

It varies between 20-60 days across the nation. 30 being the most common.

She is not being treated any differently than anyone else. Her lawyers hissy fit is NOT about justice, it is about the fact his egomaniacal client will not call him again. He probably promised too much instead of providing his client a reality check.

[Izzy Dunne]

from now on I'm going to pay complete attention to everything

chuckle.

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

News Flash: No one cares!!!

[Izzy Dunne]

when an officer who stopped her in January made her sign a document stating her license was suspended, she thought he was mistaken and did not actually look at the document

Airhead alert.

[Izzy Dunne]

Hilton and her attorneys characterized Mintz as a liaison between Hilton and her lawyers.

Aw, go on, now.

She has an ambassador to her own attorneys?

[LibKill]

Hilton had arrived at the Metropolitan Courthouse 10 minutes late

Way to go! Make that judge angry before you even get started.

[sit-rep]

(Orange jumpsuits will be the fashion rage this summer.)

lol... Classic!

[Izzy Dunne]

she said nothing and appeared serious

Then she opened her mouth and abandoned all pretense.

[Savage Beast]

Is it possible that enough people are fascinated by shallowness to keep this woman's antics in the headlines?

Uh...

Nevermind.

[Hat-Trick]

When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: "May I have your autograph?"

Oh, to have been in this judge's shoes for 5 minutes! "Sure, you can have my autograph, right here on this Contempt of Court order, and you can spend the next 45 days with your daughter looking at it".

[Izzy Dunne]

recently finished filming "The Hottie and the Nottie."

What a complete waste of oxygen.

[Tolsti]

Free Paris

[csvset]

Will she have to pick up trash on the side of the road?

That's what nonviolent inmates do around here.

Not quite a chain gang ala Cool Hand Luke, but I always give them a honk of the horn as I pass by them.

[GoldenPup]

She’s not do to start serving her sentence until next month. Anybody want to bet she doesn’t serve 10 minutes? Those pesky traffic laws are only for the “little people”, not someone of her obvious talents and accomplishments. (Gross SARC)

[al baby]

suburban Lynwood
lmao subhuman area maybe

[Enterprise]

I bet she goes to one of those “private” jails, away from the general population.

[Dick Bachert]

Why in God’s name does ANYONE with a brain shive a git about this pathetic little spoiled brat’s life while kids are being injured and killed fighting ostensibly to keep her in her pampered and notorious lifestyle?

This country’s idiotic fixation on know-nothing, do-nothing of any real significance CELEBRITIES is nuts.

Ask most of these celebrity worshippers the name of their congressional representative and you’ll likely get a blank stare.

It makes the “more bread and circuses” run-up to the destruction of Rome look like the Enlightenment.

Clearly, we’re doomed — and ought to be.

[Normal4me]

Some people are just too beautiful to go to prison. Paris apparently doesn't qualify though, lol.

[Paleo Conservative]

[OCCASparky]

I’m amazed she got jail time at all, given that celebrities in LA (literally) get away with murder.