Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days (Orange jumpsuits will be the fashion rage this summer.)

apnews.myway.com ^ | SANDY COHEN

[manic4organic]

he testified she believed her license was initially suspended for 30 days and that she was allowed to drive for work purposes during the next 90 days.

I bet she's never worked a day in her life.

[Enterprise]

Guess I should have read the article! DOH!

[John D]

Why in God’s name does ANYONE with a brain shive a git about this pathetic little spoiled brat’s life while kids are being injured and killed fighting ostensibly to keep her in her pampered and notorious lifestyle?
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You read about it didn’t you?

[al baby]

during the RK riots i wore a watch cap and dark glasss

im a toe head they burned down the whole block where i was rehabing a office sad

[ken5050]

If she was serious ( no way ) she'd report to jail immediatewly, to get it over..instead, the fearless prediction is that she'll delay it until the last possible day, she'll be out partying every night....will go straight from a night club the morning of June 5th to the jail.

I can't wait for the reality TV show based upon Paris' jailhouse experiences..It is in development, and has a working title of...(ta da!!!)

Celebrity Cavity Searches!!!

[Dick Bachert]

Nope, didn’t READ it. How does one AVOID seeing the headline. It’s EVERYWHERE.

[Ronin]

She goes to jail. Boom. GOOD! 45 days in the lockup will probably do her a huge amount of good.

[OCCASparky]

Somehow, I doubt it. You can’t cure stupid.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Any woman who don’t accessorize properly spends a night in the box.

[Cvengr]

Concur. IMHO, had her arrested and jailed immediately. Just keep nickle and dime-ing her at $30k a pop until it runs into monies they might recognize.

Loss of freedom is a remarkable disincentive to criminal behavior.

[Cvengr]

Anybody else willing to chip in to send Paris a gross of hard boiled eggs in the slammer,...maybe even all gussied up like Easter Eggs?

(It would probably be too far over her head.)

[Don Corleone]

Wonder who/what her “roomy” will be?/snicker snicker

[gate2wire]

“Any woman who don’t accessorize properly spends a night in the box.”

LOL.

Any woman that doesn’t drive a Bentley, spends a night in the box.
Any woman that doesn’t say “that’s hot”, spends a night in the box.
Any woman who doesn’t perform oral sex on video, spends a night in the box.

[csvset]

No one can eat 50 eggs!

Which, btw, is doable. I believe the current record holder is a woman.

[jrg]

You gotta love this intellectual's court room responses:

Asked whether she had understood the terms of the drunk-driving plea that she agreed to Jan. 22, Hilton, 26, said: "I just sign what people tell me to sign…. I'm a very busy person."

Hilton, who made the sign of the cross in the moments before the judge gave his verdict, sobbed afterward. "I don't know what happened," she said in the moments after Sauer pronounced the sentence. "I did what they said."

And this jewel:

Within hours of her arrest, she dismissed the incident as "nothing" to radio host Ryan Seacrest, explaining: "I was just really hungry, and I wanted to have an In-N-Out burger."

[kellynla]

Money don’t buy smarts. LOL

And don’t ya just know grandpa is proud...

[COUNTrecount]

[Rb ver. 2.0]

FWIW, the plot summary of “Girls in Prison” from IMDB:

“Protesting innocence (of course), 21-year-old Anne Carson, convicted as an accomplice to a bank robbery, finds herself in prison with 3 equally glamorous cellmates in form-fitting uniforms: tough Jenny, unbalanced Dorothy, and deceptive, sweet-talking Melanee who (it’s implied) makes unwanted lesbian advances toward Anne. The prison chaplain takes an interest in her case...or is it in her? As Anne meets the darker side of prison life, she learns that her greatest danger is the existence, somewhere out there, of unrecovered bank loot everyone thinks she hid. “

[Rb ver. 2.0]

[GiovannaNicoletta]

Does this mean we can go for 45 glorious days without being forced to read something about Paris Hilton in the papers?