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I help with the housework!

 

1 posted on 05/04/2007 12:28:30 PM PDT by Incorrigible
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To: Incorrigible
You know why I lose the respect of this type of woman? It’s because they are mature yet have no idea what makes them happy. Sure, give them a guy like this...and in a year they’ll be whining about how nice it would be sometimes to have a real man who just took control and didn’t always ask what they wanted.
3 posted on 05/04/2007 12:34:49 PM PDT by Vision ("Blessed is the man who trusts in the Lord, whose confidence is in him." Jeremiah 17:7)
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To: Incorrigible

This should be a big hit in San Francisco.


4 posted on 05/04/2007 12:35:20 PM PDT by lakeman
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To: Incorrigible
Then there's the guy proffering a piece of cake, noting, "I don't like you looking so thin.''

And this is what he ends up with:


5 posted on 05/04/2007 12:36:11 PM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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To: Incorrigible

Me too. I do 50% of the house work. I don’t think it is as unusual as this article implies. Also, I hate the feminazi agenda, but I honestly believe that men whould share in child rearing duties, as it is better for the kids to have a hands-on father.


6 posted on 05/04/2007 12:36:41 PM PDT by dinoparty
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To: stylecouncilor

It will be a be hit in West Hollywood.


7 posted on 05/04/2007 12:37:30 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: Incorrigible
The book has drawn some harumphs: Women posting on the feministing.com site felt the roles were outdated, and frankly, not that erotic. Watching a guy, however buff, put the toilet seat down didn't make them moan, some members wrote.

See, here's the problem. It's a funny idea and all, but I seriesly doubt it's effectivenes as an aphrodisiac.

9 posted on 05/04/2007 12:41:40 PM PDT by ovrtaxt (You know what they say about us guys with enormous carbon footprints...)
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To: Incorrigible
a buff man in bed cocks his ears and asks, "Is that the baby? I'll get her.''

Shoot, that would do it for me! I'm happy to do my own housework, but a man who wasn't deaf to all sounds (including his own snoring) would be truly Inspiring.

10 posted on 05/04/2007 12:42:25 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("And he had turned the Prime Minister's teacup into a gerbil.")
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To: Incorrigible
Sounds like a funny book.

Unfortunately I clicked on the feministing link. What a bunch of humorless shrews.

*shudder*

19 posted on 05/04/2007 12:55:26 PM PDT by andyssister ( Accio July 21!)
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To: Incorrigible; Sheli my HBDB
"In one photo, a sexy guy in a tight turtleneck looks out at the viewer and says, "Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I'll bet we'll have no trouble parking at the craft fair.''

I would smack this man. While I enjoy my crafts from time to time, football season is much more important in our house. We both enjoy football, and I love watching it with my husband. I think my husband is very sexy when he is doing masculine things. I find him sexiest, however, when he is being a father to his daughters, playing with them, teaching them things. Nothing hotter than a man who isn't afraid of his children.

Babe--vouch for me on this please. Isn't football season the most important time of year in our house? Would I like a craft fair better?
27 posted on 05/04/2007 1:21:18 PM PDT by USMCWife6869 (Godspeed Sand Sharks.)
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To: Incorrigible
What a complete ripoff of the Mr. Wonderful Doll

Mr Wonderful Doll features 16 different phrases and is 12" tall. He's definitely the perfect man in doll form.

He's tall, dark and handsome. He has sensitive open book eyes, rakish good looks and impeccable fashion sense. Not only that, but he always has just the right thing to say to make you feel like the most special woman on earth.

His phrases include

* You take the remote, as log as i'm with you, I don't care what we watch.

* You've been on my mind all day. That's why I bought you theese flowers.

* Why don't we go the the mall, didn't you want some shoes.

* You know honey, why don't you just relax and let me make dinner tonight.

* The ball game is not that important, I'd rather spend time with you.

* You know, I think it's really important that we talk about our relationship.

Plus many more!
28 posted on 05/04/2007 1:36:45 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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To: Incorrigible
Hell's Eternal Bells, man- I've been the "homemaker" around here since I closed the wrecker & welder services in 1999...

Guess I need to email this link to the wife-unit, and hope for the best.

29 posted on 05/04/2007 1:45:19 PM PDT by backhoe (Just a Merry-Hearted Keyboard PirateBoy, plunderin’ his way across the WWW…)
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To: Incorrigible

In my house there is no other time than football season, My wife would rather sit and watch the Super Bowl than go to a craft fair anyday. We even joined the NRA together.


41 posted on 05/06/2007 8:11:16 PM PDT by Sheli my HBDB
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