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Hillary Clinton to Explain Why She's on DC Madam's List
pugbus.net ^ | 05-02-2007 | Phil Maggitti

Posted on 05/02/2007 8:54:11 AM PDT by bedolido

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton has scheduled a press for tomorrow morning at which she is expected to explain why her name appears on the client list of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the notorious DC madam.

Ms. Clinton hastily called the press conference today after The Drudge Report had claimed that her name, along with the names of prominent lesbians Rosie O'Donnell, Ellen DeGeneres, and Melissa Etheridge—and suspected lesbian Oprah Winfrey—will be mentioned when Ms. Palfrey's ten-thousand-name list is read on a special three-hour edition of The View this Friday.


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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Local News; Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: bogus; clinton; hillary; hillaryhumor; list; madams; madeyoulook; satire

1 posted on 05/02/2007 8:54:13 AM PDT by bedolido
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To: bedolido

Scrappleface got competition! :-)


2 posted on 05/02/2007 8:56:04 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Bible Thumper and Proud! RUN, FRED, RUN!!!)
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To: bedolido
"Reeeeeeally??"


3 posted on 05/02/2007 8:56:38 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent.......)
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To: bedolido
on a special three-hour edition of The View this Friday.

LOL

4 posted on 05/02/2007 8:58:05 AM PDT by jdm
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To: bedolido
She's going to admit that she fathered her own love child.


5 posted on 05/02/2007 8:59:10 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: bedolido
"I'm so embarrassed."

"I'm the only person on the planet that Madame Palfrey couldn't find a date no matter how much I offered to pay. "

6 posted on 05/02/2007 9:00:33 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: TexasCajun

If I was 20 years older, I’d go out with her. She’s not bad looking at all, IMO. And, yes, I know it’s Maureen Dowd too. :O)


7 posted on 05/02/2007 9:09:44 AM PDT by jdm
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To: jdm
Here ya go:

Don't blame me if you turn to stone:

Maureen Dowd

8 posted on 05/02/2007 9:12:36 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: jdm

LOL! Keep your hormones in check, she’s High Maintenance Trouble! :-)


9 posted on 05/02/2007 9:13:38 AM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: jdm
If I was 20 years older, I’d go out with her. She’s not bad looking at all, IMO. And, yes, I know it’s Maureen Dowd too. :O)

If I was 20 years younger I'd remember why I'd go out with her!

10 posted on 05/02/2007 9:18:06 AM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: jdm
If I was 20 years older, I’d go out with her

And after about 10 minutes of conversation you'd realize that she'd gotten a lot less attractive.

MODO is one of those women who the more she talks, the uglier she gets.

I've got money that says if she found herself at an SIU Frat house during a kegger and started talking she'd be the only broad in the place who absolutely positively couldn't get laid.

L

11 posted on 05/02/2007 9:20:59 AM PDT by Lurker (Comparing 'moderate' islam to 'extremist' islam is like comparing small pox to plague.)
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To: TexasCajun
I've seen that before. LOL. Here's a better photo:

It's a "Mrs. Robinson" kinda thing, I think.

12 posted on 05/02/2007 9:23:35 AM PDT by jdm
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To: jdm
I still think she's pretty... always had a thing for redheads...


13 posted on 05/02/2007 9:28:21 AM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: bedolido

Dude, that photo is from like the year Motley Crue’s first LP came out. :O)


14 posted on 05/02/2007 9:52:30 AM PDT by jdm
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To: bedolido

I give her six weeks, then she’s in Helen Thomas territory.


15 posted on 05/02/2007 9:55:02 AM PDT by exile ("Is Barney Frank gay or retarded?" - IMAO)
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To: jdm

There ain’t enough beer in the world to make Maureen Dowd attractive.


16 posted on 05/02/2007 9:57:14 AM PDT by exile ("Is Barney Frank gay or retarded?" - IMAO)
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To: bedolido
CZJ antidote for Dowd_ee pics.


17 posted on 05/02/2007 10:37:13 AM PDT by Young Werther ( and Julius Ceasar said, "quae cum ita sunt." (or since these things are so!))
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To: jdm
Dude, that photo is from like the year Motley Crue’s first LP came out. :O)

I know... but I'm in my 60's and evrything younger looks good to me... however, I don't remember why...

18 posted on 05/02/2007 10:54:56 AM PDT by bedolido (I can forgive you for killing my sons, but I cannot forgive you for forcing me to kill your sons)
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To: jdm
Don't get your hopes UP. hehe

She hates all men now.

Plus one woman married to Michael Douglas.

19 posted on 05/02/2007 11:27:48 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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