[Fairview]

I have been telling Mr. Fairview for 25 years that he is a proto-hominid.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

I call my dogs, “Quad-Pedal Canines.”

They call me “She Who Stands Upright, Giver of All Foodstuffs.” When I leave in the morning for work, I tell them, “Mommy’s off to the Dog Food Mine!” :)