Posted on 04/30/2007 2:17:53 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Pandas Shown Porn to Stimulate Sex for Reproduction
Monday, April 30 2007
Contributed by: Mills
After Thailand's most popular animal couple failed to mate, zoo officials are gearing up for plan B -- a DVD they hope will get Chuang Chuang and Lin Hui in the mood for love, CNN's Narunart Prapanya reported.
The pandas' first mating season -- a three-day window -- came last week. Despite a widely-publicized encounter between Chuang Chuang, a 6-year-old male, and 5-year-old Lin Hui, the mating apparently was unsuccessful.
Zoo administrator Prasertsak Puttrakul, who leads a team taking care of the pandas, noted they tend to live in isolation in the wild, and do not witness other pandas mating. "That's why they are bound to extinction should there be no help," he said.
Recent panda reproduction in the United States and Japan stemmed from artificial breeding, he said.
Because of that, Prasertsak has prepared a DVD of pandas having sexual intercourse to show the couple, hoping the demonstration -- call it panda porn -- will inspire them to make a love connection.
The pandas are on a 10-year loan from China to Thailand's Chieng Mai Zoo, about 700 kilometers (435 miles) north of Bangkok.
They have proved enormously popular -- in the past two years, the number of visitors to the zoo has doubled from 600,000 to 1.2 million people. Of those, three-fourths come to see the panda couple, paying an extra 50 baht ($1.50) on top of the zoo entrance fee.
The Thai government pays $250,000 a year to Wulong Panda Research Institute in China to rent Chuang Chuang -- whose name means "clever" -- and Lin Hui, whose name means "beautiful forest."
Well, "Chuang Chuang" can't be too "clever" if he can't even figure out how to put his part A into "Lin Hui's" part B.
There are species of invertebrates that can figure out how this process works...but the stupid pandas cannot.
Pandas are definitely freaks of nature...a species that was surely unintended.
They are stupid worthless beasts. What purpose do pandas serve? We should just let natural selection take over and then we'll be rid of this useless species in ten years.
I'll bet that panda meat tastes great after its been on the grille though...
ping :) :) :)
did it ever occur to anyone that Chuang Chuang has a different orientation and may not have any interest in the female of his species for that reason??????
What provisions are being made for GLBT pandas?
They are being homophobic if they just assume you can put together a male and a female of a given species and assume that mating will occur.
It's all cute with the Pandas but try it at home and ...?
/s and /h
Even when they are successful mating they adults often don’t know what to do with the young and wind up killing them.
“PANDAS MUST DIE!”
From the song “Pandas” by Corky and the Juice Pigs...
Pandas - Debut Album
Sound clip from this song (.wav format)
White and black, the friendly bears of China
White and black, they rarely reproduce
What shall be done about these Chinese bears?
What shall be done about these friendly bears?
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Yay!
Why should we save them?
What good do they do?
Have you ever seen a panda
Do something good for you?
They can’t wear t-shirts,
They can’t bounce basketballs
They can’t walk tightropes
Over Niagra Falls
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
You fat bastard!
All endangered species
Leave endangered feces
If you knew how bad they smelled
You would gladly take their pelt
If we kill them all
We can have more parking lots
We can have small couches
Made of little ocelots
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
Die, they must die
The pandas must die
http://kimberlychapman.com/corky/pandas.html
Now they won’t be able to get the pandas off the internet.
dunno. They look like they are getting a little frisky in that pic.
This will be an interesting thread :-))
I think it actually means sticky keyboard?
Getting down to the “bear” essentials
Oh the Hugh Manatee....!!!
Teaching them HUMANALITY.....!!!!
“They are stupid worthless beasts. What purpose do pandas serve? We should just let natural selection take over and then we’ll be rid of this useless species in ten years.”
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