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Doctor Dressed as Captain America Stuffs Burrito in Pants, Gropes Woman at Bar
Fox News ^ | April 25, 2007 | Todd Venezia

Posted on 04/25/2007 8:34:33 AM PDT by Lady J USA 1981

Edited on 04/25/2007 8:41:49 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator. [history]

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To: Lazamataz

I am glad to hear that you don’t think outside the perimeter of your buns.

Please, don’t share any more.


41 posted on 04/25/2007 9:39:36 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: Lazamataz

Okay, well, there is that. Curse those absent monkeys.


42 posted on 04/25/2007 9:42:47 AM PDT by Xenalyte ("A cat can give birth to kittens in the oven. That don't make 'em biscuits." - Quanell X)
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To: Xenalyte
"Best headline EVER."

Not much left to the imagination! The headline tells the whole story!

43 posted on 04/25/2007 9:44:10 AM PDT by TommyDale ("Can debate over four hours with no need to call a doctor!")
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To: TommyDale; Lady J USA 1981; indylindy; maggief; Sue Perkick; Lazamataz
I thought this was an Al Gore story.

I thought this was a Rooty Giuliani story.

Rooty's the Taco Bell candidate. He thinks outside his buns.

44 posted on 04/25/2007 9:45:12 AM PDT by Liz (Hunter: For some candidates, a conservative constituency is an inconvenience. For me, it is my hope.)
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To: indylindy
Please, don’t share any more.

I have a video.

Please, sit down. Would you like some popcorn?

45 posted on 04/25/2007 9:45:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
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To: Lazamataz
Please, sit down. Would you like some popcorn?

Can I just have the popcorn without the video?

46 posted on 04/25/2007 9:47:50 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: Lady J USA 1981
Just so long as it's not this burrito.
47 posted on 04/25/2007 9:49:08 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: indylindy
You can have the cop-porn.

But not the pop-corn.

48 posted on 04/25/2007 9:49:59 AM PDT by Lazamataz (JOIN THE NRA: https://membership.nrahq.org/forms/signup.asp)
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To: indylindy; TommyDale

Why a burrito, for God’s sake?

He’s a doctor-—he could have taken Extenze.


49 posted on 04/25/2007 9:50:06 AM PDT by Liz (Hunter: For some candidates, a conservative constituency is an inconvenience. For me, it is my hope.)
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To: Liz; TommyDale

Liz, if I answered that, I would get kicked off of here.

There is something sensual about a tortilla!


50 posted on 04/25/2007 9:52:55 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: red-dawg; Lazamataz
I stuffed a burrito down my pants once but didn’t have any luck until my friend told me it had to be in the FRONT.


51 posted on 04/25/2007 9:54:22 AM PDT by Liz (Hunter: For some candidates, a conservative constituency is an inconvenience. For me, it is my hope.)
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To: Lazamataz
You can have the cop-porn. But not the pop-corn.

Thats against the law!

52 posted on 04/25/2007 9:54:36 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: Liz

LOL! OMG, too funny!


53 posted on 04/25/2007 9:55:39 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: Lady J USA 1981; Tijeras_Slim
This is an outrage!! Clearly if he was going to stuff a burrito down his pants he should have been dressed up like El Tigre.


54 posted on 04/25/2007 9:57:39 AM PDT by CougarGA7 (I really dont know what I want to put here.)
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To: indylindy; TommyDale
There is something sensual about a tortilla!

Call me a snobby food empiricist but...... I n-e-v-e-r ever knew.

55 posted on 04/25/2007 9:58:47 AM PDT by Liz (Hunter: For some candidates, a conservative constituency is an inconvenience. For me, it is my hope.)
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To: indylindy
There is something sensual about a tortilla!

OK folks, that's a wrap.

56 posted on 04/25/2007 10:00:14 AM PDT by politicalwit (Family values don't stop at the border...but Federal laws do.)
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To: Liz

You learn new things every day. Dual purpose, used as a wrap or a diaphragm.

LOL


57 posted on 04/25/2007 10:01:52 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: politicalwit

Awful, but better than being wrapped up in Rooty all day!


58 posted on 04/25/2007 10:02:54 AM PDT by dforest (Fighting the new liberal Conservatism. The Left foot in the GOP door.)
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To: Liz

Burrito? pfft.

Give me the whole enchilada!


59 posted on 04/25/2007 10:05:04 AM PDT by maggief
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To: indylindy

I like to refer to them as RudyRoaches...when shown the daylight they run but in their haste to retreat crap on everything.


60 posted on 04/25/2007 10:08:27 AM PDT by politicalwit (Family values don't stop at the border...but Federal laws do.)
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