Naked porn-surfing Army recruiter arrested

Breitbart via Drudge Report ^ | April 24, 2007 | AP

[RDTF]

HACKETTSTOWN, N.J., April 24 (UPI) -- A U.S. Army recruiter in Hackettstown, N.J. is charged with stripping naked, entering a home and surfing Internet pornography sites.

Court records said Jerry Mahaffey, 26, was charged early Saturday morning when police received a call about an intruder bleeding from cuts, the Eastern (Pa.) Express-Times reported Tuesday.

Jorge Arevalo said he was asleep and kept hearing noises but assumed it was his roommate. But then he heard his roommate outside and noises in the house, and called police.

Arevalo said the man had four porn sites minimized on the computer monitor and refused to speak.

However, police got him talking and learned he'd left his clothing behind a nearby bar, and explained his injuries by saying he had been in a fight.

Mahaffey is charged with burglary and lewdness, the report said.

[kalee]

wan’t should be wasn’t

[Slings and Arrows]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun..."

[rzeznikj at stout]

[RunningWolf]

Hmmmm, well I am ex US Army, but back then you went to see them at their office or maybe they set up a booth at the mall or whatnot.

Is this part of their ‘army of one’ campaign?

[Slings and Arrows]

He was studying small-unit tactics.

[macmedic892]

But on the other hand, I’m just trying to picture this…. I’m alone, a single middle aged woman, it’s in the middle of the night and a young, muscled, buff, naked, some what drunk, Army recruiter dude shows up at my door? What to do? What to do?

Do I call the police or should I “enlist”? "

SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

[Thrownatbirth]

We Navy types just raid the fridge and leave.

But outside, your trash cans are empty and your dog is pregnant. :-)

[A_perfect_lady]

Why, were the Marines in town? ;^)

[Thrownatbirth]

I’ve seen my share of Marines while on Shore Patrol. Wow. I love the Corps, but let’s blame them anyway. :-)

[Busywhiskers]

“small-unit tactics”

That good. That’s very good.

[Slings and Arrows]

They report, I deride.

[Ramius]

Somewhere this morning there is a very *very* hung-over recruiter waking up in jail, with no idea how he got there.

“So... where’s my clothes...?”