Posted on 04/24/2007 6:39:54 AM PDT by Brainhose
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Kilmer Seen Here Researching A biopic Of Rosie O'Donnell
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At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A. The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street. The wife of a TMZ staffer was at home, taking care of her one-year-old child when she heard banging at the front door. A woman named Kelli Lassen told the staffer's wife, "You need to move your f**king car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie." Nice. We contacted Lassen, who at first denied saying it, then said she was reacting to a man in a nearby apartment who wouldn't move his car. She said she called that man a "f**king a$$hole" and then acknowledged she got hot with the staffer's wife. Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom." |
Hmmmmm.....Val trying to adopt the Rosie O’Donnell look? The gut is a nice start!
Which toilet will Val use, Men’s Women’s or QUEEN’S?
Is he doing the Sheryl Crow ‘one sheet’ trick too?
Even better. He is doing the Sheryl Crow dining sleeves but with a bathroom twist!
If you have not read her brainstorm for dining sleeves, tell me. I will fill you in.
Obviously a late developer
Now, now, now....it isn’t nice to pick on poor, innocent seals who just because they weigh the same. The cuties are just minding their own business, and look at those sweet faces. You can’t say the same for Rosie.
Hmmm...the fatter Val Kilmer gets, the more he looks like me. =]
I’d park some old junk car with no wheels in the street, fill it with concrete, and tell this bitch to move it her f-ing self.
That’s a good one.
I'd sick my dogs on that ho.
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