Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Hollywood hijinks:Val Kilmer's Porta Potty Blues
TMZ ^ | Today | Brainhose

Posted on 04/24/2007 6:39:54 AM PDT by Brainhose

Kilmer Seen Here Researching A biopic Of Rosie O'Donnell
At 8:30 this morning, a movie starring Kilmer, "Columbus Day," was about to film in Echo Park near downtown L.A.

The residents were supposed to move their cars off the street. The wife of a TMZ staffer was at home, taking care of her one-year-old child when she heard banging at the front door. A woman named Kelli Lassen told the staffer's wife, "You need to move your f**king car because we need to park the toilets for the Val Kilmer movie." Nice.

We contacted Lassen, who at first denied saying it, then said she was reacting to a man in a nearby apartment who wouldn't move his car. She said she called that man a "f**king a$$hole" and then acknowledged she got hot with the staffer's wife.

Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: crapweasel; kilmer

Don't forget Val to only use one square!


1 posted on 04/24/2007 6:39:55 AM PDT by Brainhose
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Brainhose

Hmmmmm.....Val trying to adopt the Rosie O’Donnell look? The gut is a nice start!


2 posted on 04/24/2007 6:47:59 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Brainhose

Which toilet will Val use, Men’s Women’s or QUEEN’S?


3 posted on 04/24/2007 6:50:09 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Holicheese

Is he doing the Sheryl Crow ‘one sheet’ trick too?


4 posted on 04/24/2007 7:10:10 AM PDT by pikachu (Breakfast is the most important beer of the day!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: pikachu

Even better. He is doing the Sheryl Crow dining sleeves but with a bathroom twist!

If you have not read her brainstorm for dining sleeves, tell me. I will fill you in.


5 posted on 04/24/2007 7:23:10 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Brainhose
Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."

Obviously a late developer

6 posted on 04/24/2007 7:30:00 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Until Val Kilmer made "The Saint", the phrase "The Roger Moore one was better" was never used)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Brainhose

Now, now, now....it isn’t nice to pick on poor, innocent seals who just because they weigh the same. The cuties are just minding their own business, and look at those sweet faces. You can’t say the same for Rosie.


7 posted on 04/24/2007 7:49:04 AM PDT by USMCWife6869 (Godspeed Sand Sharks.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Brainhose

Hmmm...the fatter Val Kilmer gets, the more he looks like me. =]


8 posted on 04/24/2007 7:50:54 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Brainhose

I’d park some old junk car with no wheels in the street, fill it with concrete, and tell this bitch to move it her f-ing self.


9 posted on 04/24/2007 8:59:12 AM PDT by lesser_satan (FRED THOMPSON '08)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: lesser_satan

That’s a good one.


10 posted on 04/24/2007 10:42:12 AM PDT by Brainhose (My name is Manuel. I am from Barcelona.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9 | View Replies]

To: Brainhose
Hey Kelli, Val should just whiz all over you. A golden shower from a star of such magnitude! It would be something to write home about. /s

I'd sick my dogs on that ho.

11 posted on 04/24/2007 10:47:17 AM PDT by csvset
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson