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Don't forget Val to only use one square!


1 posted on 04/24/2007 6:39:55 AM PDT by Brainhose
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To: Brainhose

Hmmmmm.....Val trying to adopt the Rosie O’Donnell look? The gut is a nice start!


2 posted on 04/24/2007 6:47:59 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sings like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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To: Brainhose

Which toilet will Val use, Men’s Women’s or QUEEN’S?


3 posted on 04/24/2007 6:50:09 AM PDT by Holicheese (I love shrimp and grits.)
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To: Brainhose
Lassen apologized for her outburst, but added, "Val Kilmer can't even use the bathroom."

Obviously a late developer

6 posted on 04/24/2007 7:30:00 AM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Until Val Kilmer made "The Saint", the phrase "The Roger Moore one was better" was never used)
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To: Brainhose

Now, now, now....it isn’t nice to pick on poor, innocent seals who just because they weigh the same. The cuties are just minding their own business, and look at those sweet faces. You can’t say the same for Rosie.


7 posted on 04/24/2007 7:49:04 AM PDT by USMCWife6869 (Godspeed Sand Sharks.)
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To: Brainhose

Hmmm...the fatter Val Kilmer gets, the more he looks like me. =]


8 posted on 04/24/2007 7:50:54 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: Brainhose

I’d park some old junk car with no wheels in the street, fill it with concrete, and tell this bitch to move it her f-ing self.


9 posted on 04/24/2007 8:59:12 AM PDT by lesser_satan (FRED THOMPSON '08)
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Hey Kelli, Val should just whiz all over you. A golden shower from a star of such magnitude! It would be something to write home about. /s

I'd sick my dogs on that ho.

11 posted on 04/24/2007 10:47:17 AM PDT by csvset
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