"::AHEM:: 'Stable'!? I think not..."
"Rather a ruddy nuisance, eh, Basil?"
"Not quite a cut above the rest, was he, Nigel? HAW HAW!!"
"You always were such a cut-up, weren't you?"
"HAW HAW!"
Posted on 04/23/2007 6:31:09 PM PDT by fhayek
Mon Apr 23 2007 20:01:12 ET
A man chopped off his penis with a knife in front of horrified diners at a busy restaurant.
Police were called to Zizzi, in The Strand, London, at 9pm on Sunday after reports of a man in possession of a knife.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the SUN:
"This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
A Scotland Yard spokeswoman said a man aged between 30-40 was the only person injured and that his injuries were self-inflicted.
She said he was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was today described as stable.
Developing...
I guess he could hack it after all.
Don’t order pepperoni on your pizza there for a couple of days.
He doesn’t even get an Honorable Mention in the Darwin Awards ....
What does he do for an encore?
"Stable" - I don't think so. Did they mention his name was Richard Hertz?
Elaine: He took (pause) it out.
Jerry: He took it out?
Elaine: Yep. He took (pause) it out.
"::AHEM:: 'Stable'!? I think not..."
"Rather a ruddy nuisance, eh, Basil?"
"Not quite a cut above the rest, was he, Nigel? HAW HAW!!"
"You always were such a cut-up, weren't you?"
"HAW HAW!"
Remind me not to order their three meat pizza.
Anchovies look a little large???
“Stable”?
I used to work with a guy named Richard (don’t call me Dick) Burns.
LOL
Looks like we have another lobber...8^)
Don’t worry. They’ll sew it back on and he’ll be back in a restaurant near you before you know it.
Crazy loon : )
Cue King Missile’s “Detachable Penis.”
That’ll put a crimp in his sex life!
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