Every booking lasts three hours minimum .... There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin
To: Fractal Trader
Something tells me I’d best wait to visit this thread again until after I get home from work.
}:-)4
2 posted on
04/20/2007 12:04:37 PM PDT by
Moose4
(Today, we are all Hokies.)
To: Fractal Trader
Except, I’ll just say that one of the special packages you can purchase probably has the girl dressing up as Tux the Linux Penguin...
}:-)4
3 posted on
04/20/2007 12:05:27 PM PDT by
Moose4
(Today, we are all Hokies.)
To: Fractal Trader
Zoe has a crack team of five girls Well, yeah, I guess she does....
5 posted on
04/20/2007 12:11:47 PM PDT by
r9etb
To: Fractal Trader
"Zoe has a crack team of five girls "specially trained" to pop geeks' cherries." Yep, keeping a straight face here.
6 posted on
04/20/2007 12:11:58 PM PDT by
Enterprise
(I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
To: Fractal Trader
Zoe Vialet
7 posted on
04/20/2007 12:12:39 PM PDT by
r9etb
To: Fractal Trader
Recommended by Bill Gates.
To: Fractal Trader
...insert your floppy in the drive...Booting from the hard, ummm, disk is preferable...
9 posted on
04/20/2007 12:46:26 PM PDT by
GoldCountryRedneck
("The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration."- unknown)
To: Fractal Trader
What is this, Windows XXXP?
-PJ
To: Fractal Trader
This thread is so wrong on so many levels. /s
15 posted on
04/20/2007 1:41:57 PM PDT by
afnamvet
(It is what it is)
To: Fractal Trader
Correction: ALL escort agencies supply geeky virgin nerds their de-flowering.
16 posted on
04/20/2007 1:49:27 PM PDT by
word_warrior_bob
(You can now see my amazing doggie and new puppy on my homepage!! Come say hello to Jake & Sonny)
To: Fractal Trader
“They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people.”
If it doesn’t have a keyboard and a mouse, Geeks don’t know what to do with it.
19 posted on
04/20/2007 1:59:51 PM PDT by
wolfcreek
(DON'T MESS WITH A NATION IN NEED OF MEDICATION !)
To: Fractal Trader
FOUND ONE:
20 posted on
04/20/2007 4:31:57 PM PDT by
Dumpster Baby
("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
To: Fractal Trader; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
22 posted on
04/20/2007 8:27:24 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
("By the way... who is Ben Dayho?" --60Gunner)
To: JRios1968; martin_fierro; stephenjohnbanker; darkangel82
To: Fractal Trader
geek virgin - n. freshly hired carny man who has not yet bitten the head off a chicken
35 posted on
04/20/2007 9:05:18 PM PDT by
XEHRpa
To: Fractal Trader
take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body. When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman.’ Yeh right, only if she really likes him anyway.
IIRC it took some time, but not that much time to die as a virgin, and most likely a lot better than the geeks (which I was one/and am) will get for their $$
50 posted on
04/20/2007 11:46:46 PM PDT by
RunningWolf
(2-1 Cav 1975)
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