****The Official Friday Silliness Thread****

420 ^ | April 20, 2007

[Lucky9teen]

Tonto, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Kemosabi, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Custer, jump on it, jump on it, jump on it...
Apache, jump on it, jump on it, wowowowowowowowowo!!
A-hunga-hunga-hunga-hunga

[Tamar1973]

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”

Hemlock is an herb too. I don't see him taking that. LOL!

[Lucky9teen]

A stoner was relaxing next to a cactus with his horse standing next to him. Along came a stranger and asked, “What time is it?” The stoner looked at the horse, lifted up his balls and said, “It’s 4:20.” The stranger said, “You’re sure it’s 4:20?” The stoner lifted up his horse’s balls again and said, “Yup, its 4:20!” The guy says, “How the hell can you tell time by lifting up the horse’s balls?” The stoner lifts up the horses balls and says, “You see that clock over there?”

[Tamar1973]

[Tamar1973]

[Tamar1973]

Bert wishes he could be that lucky. Instead he was stuck with him.

[RockinRight]

Happy Friday, Sully.

[RockinRight]

LOL!!

[RockinRight]

http://sadkermit.com/video.html

Warning - mildly NSFW and I wouldn’t play with a kid watching over your shoulder, either.

[macmedic892]

[Lady Jag]

It's a weed

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

you naughty boy....

[Lucky9teen]

Shopkeeper: Hey, may I help you?

Customer #1: Yeah. This is kind of neat, what is it?

Shopkeeper: Oh, that's from New Guinea. It's a ceremonial spirit box.

Customer #1: Wow, that's cool. What do you do with it?

Shopkeeper: You put your weed in there!

Customer #1: Oh. Thank you.

Customer #2: This is neat, is this from South America?

Shopkeeper: You bet. That's a Yanamano ancestral rattle from Brazil. It's carved from deer bone, they only make one every seven years, it's really rare.

Customer #2: What do they use it for?

Shopkeeper: You put your weed in here!

Customer #2: O-kay..

Shopkeeper: No problem.

Customer #3: Where's this from?

Shopkeeper: Oh, it's from Borneo. It's for a Zuluesque puberty ritual. It symbolizes the journey into adulthood.

Customer #3: Really?

Shopkeeper: Yeah. And you can put your weed in here!

Customer #3: So, this has actually been used in puberty rituals?

Shopkeeper: Yeah. And you put your weed in there!

Customer #3: Thanks.

Shopkeeper: No problem.

Customer #1: [ holding artifact ] Hey, uh, excuse me..

Shopkeeper: Oh, this is great! You put your weed in here! Awesome.

Customer #1: Actually, I'm looking for a gift for my mother. Is there anything in here that doesn't involve weed?

Shopkeeper: [ thinks ] Well.. you can give her this. [ pulls out drum ] It's a Cinnagales talking drum. Only the Head Shayman of Cinnagal is allowed to use it.

Customer #1: Wow.. that'd be great, she might like something like that.

Shopkeeper: You know what I'd do if I bought it? I'd put my weed in there! Right in there. [ puts it down ] Oh, wait.. I've got something else.

Customer #1: Ah.

Shopkeeper: This is a Javanese rain stick. Yeah, it's for a fertility dance. You can put it in your apartment and hang a plant from it.

Customer #1: That'd be cool, she has a lot of plants. That might be good.

Shopkeeper: You sure she doesn't like weed?

Customer #1: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Shopkeeper: It's too bad, because it goes right in here. This part unscrews, it's really great!

[ Cop enters the shop ]

Cop: Hey. Is that your Volkswagon van parked out front?

Shopkeeper: Look, man, there's nothing in here that you could put weed into!

Cop: I just wanted to tell you that you left your lights on. I turned them off for you.

Shopkeeper: Okay, maybe there's some things in here that you put tobacco into, or incense or spices into, but definitely not weed!

Cop: What the hell are you talking about?

Shopkeeper: Okay. I guess, if this opened up, you could put weed in it, but I can't get it open. [ Cop opens it ] It's not like there's weed in there!

Cop: [ holds up the weed ] What is this?

Shopkeeper: Weed.

Cop: You're under arrest!

Shopkeeper: Alright, but don't bother checking the store! Because there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that, and there's no weed in that!

Cop: Well, you can talk about it down at the station.

Shopkeeper: Don't bother checking the back of the store - no wee-ee-eed!

[Tatze]

The funniest thing about that photo is that it made it onto a pro-Osama protest photo somewhere in the M.E.

[nuke rocketeer]

Switching from alcohol to drugs is bad because you’ll be high and dry.

[nuke rocketeer]

There are so many drugs on the market now they even have a pilfer shoplifters.

[nuke rocketeer]

Looting a drugstore is called Pillaging.

[BJClinton]

404 is the number assigned to the error message by MS Internet Explorer for “File Not Found.”

Actually it's not assigned by IE, it's from the server. The first 4 means it's a client side error and 04 is the message number (not found).

KK, back to the silliness.

[nuke rocketeer]

One day, a man from the Czech Republic came to visit his friend in New York.

When asked what he wanted to see, the visitor replied, “I would like to see one of the zoos in America.”

To his delight, the New Yorker took him to the Bronx Zoo. They were touring the zoo, and standing in front of the gorilla cage, when one of the gorillas busted out of the cage and swallowed the Czech whole.

Shocked, his friend from New York quickly called over the zoo keeper. He quickly explained the situation and the zoo keeper immediately took steps to save the man’s friend. The zoo keeper got an axe and asked the man, “OK, which gorilla did it? Was it the male or the female?” The New Yorker pointed out the female as the culprit. Quickly, the zoo keeper split the female gorilla open and found nothing of the Czech.

[nuke rocketeer]