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| April 20, 2007
Posted on 04/20/2007 5:23:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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Beats me why anyone would want to be a masochist.
After Junior swallowed the watch he had to wait to pass the time.
NASA accepted the wildebeest’s application, and around our planet a brave gnu whirled.
An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto. The dispatcher says, ‘I don’t know madam, I’d have to look into it first’.
Winkelsas loved two things when he entered the Braves farm system as a free agent in 1996: baseball and marijuana. But probably in the reverse order.
This game is nothing but fellowship,” Winkelsas said. “It’s nothing but change. It’s a game of failure. . . . Everything you go through in life is taught in this game.”
His career ERA in the big leagues was 54.00. But the ERA wasnt the only thing about Winkelsas that was high.
This time, Winkelsas isnt going to let his opportunity go up in smoke.
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:34:25 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(I dreamed I surfed all day in my monthly donor wonder bra - https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate)
To: Lucky9teen
"Hello, is this the FBI?Some one thinks my house is the National Weather Service.
When I get home from a business trip, some man always calls and asks, "Is the coast clear?"
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:39:05 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's time to grab the bull by the tail and face the situation!" - W.C. Fields)
To: nuke rocketeer
What is the jail on the Virginia Tech campus called?
The Hokie Pokey.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:40:52 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's time to grab the bull by the tail and face the situation!" - W.C. Fields)
To: llevrok
Is that what it’s all about?
To: HOTTIEBOY
hey now.. you post a pic of a hot chick with a gun, and don’t ping me?
that saddens me.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:45:35 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
To: absolootezer0
Not unlike my hotbabe radar, I thought you had gun radar...
111
posted on
04/20/2007 9:48:07 AM PDT
by
HOTTIEBOY
(The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
To: nuke rocketeer
back in the old days of baseball, a pitcher named Mel Faimee used to keep a bottle of beer open in the dug out and would take a sip or two between innings.
During the last gamne of a tied world series, the stress caused him to take more than a sip and was drinking a bottle between innings.
Mel got to the ninth inning, a bit tipsy and the game tied at 1-1.
He faced the first batter and he hit single. The next two batters got up and did the same thing, leaving the bases loaded. The fourth batter got up and he walked, pushing in what would the winning run.
After the game, a reporter asked the batter who walked if there was anything unusual about Faimee's pitching due to the beer.
"Well, if you ask me," the batter said, "I'd say it was the beer that made Mel Faimee walk us."
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:53:14 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's time to grab the bull by the tail and face the situation!" - W.C. Fields)
To: HOTTIEBOY
i found it eventually.. the 420 clouded my radar tho.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:56:29 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!)
To: nuke rocketeer
In the 60's, a bunch of cows were placed into orbit.
That was later known as the first herd shot around the world.
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posted on
04/20/2007 9:56:43 AM PDT
by
llevrok
("It's time to grab the bull by the tail and face the situation!" - W.C. Fields)
To: absolootezer0
Just for you abs
She'd be sexier if she actually had her finger on the trigger.
115
posted on
04/20/2007 10:18:44 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Lucky9teen
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they’re the scenic route!
To: The_Victor
Fancy blowing your brains out but want to live to tell the tale? Then get your smackers round this pistol bong.
117
posted on
04/20/2007 10:25:29 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Those that fail to learn from history, are doomed to repeat it.)
To: Lucky9teen
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true, than be selfish and worry about my liver."
--by Jack Handy
To: Lucky9teen; JRios1968; Millee; wallcrawlr; RockinRight; Allegra; Xenalyte
119
posted on
04/20/2007 10:32:09 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Lucky9teen
Fancy blowing your brains out but want to live to tell the tale? Then get your smackers round this pistol bong. Mixing drugs and guns....
We're in libertarian heaven here.
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posted on
04/20/2007 10:36:38 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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