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An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto. The dispatcher says, ‘I don’t know madam, I’d have to look into it first’.


104 posted on 04/20/2007 9:26:05 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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Winkelsas loved two things when he entered the Braves farm system as a free agent in 1996: baseball and marijuana. But probably in the reverse order.”
This game is nothing but fellowship,” Winkelsas said. “It’s nothing but change. It’s a game of failure. . . . Everything you go through in life is taught in this game.”
His career ERA in the big leagues was 54.00. But the ERA wasn’t the only thing about Winkelsas that was high.”
“This time, Winkelsas isn’t going to let his opportunity go up in smoke.”


105 posted on 04/20/2007 9:30:03 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer
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To: nuke rocketeer
What is the jail on the Virginia Tech campus called?

The Hokie Pokey.

108 posted on 04/20/2007 9:40:52 AM PDT by llevrok ("It's time to grab the bull by the tail and face the situation!" - W.C. Fields)
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