If being preyed upon by wanton criminals is not enough to move them to boot out Labour, hopefully the feeling of having their hands tied as their gardens are destroyed will provide the needed impetus....they certainly deserve better than having to cede ownership of their own property to badgers.
Badgers!? Badgers?! We don’t need no stinkin’ badgers!
Sorry could not resist, with apologies to Weird Al. I guess the old 3S rule applies here for these people.
How cute and “what badgers?”
They’re not allowed to have guns to kill the little badgers so now they’ll have to strangle the little buggers to death with their bare hands. Then bury the bodies, then go to jail for being a serial killer.
Obviously, Brits haven’t learned that b@tching about it will never solve anything. Shutting up and doing something about it will.
Order some traps from S.I.R. and buy a good spade. You’ll have peace and quiet in no time.
Sorry, Mates, I can’t help you with how to get rid of the nuisance beasts, but I can tell you naming them Jesse and Al or “The Reverend Billy Sol Hargis” may make you feel better.
“When they are having sex they howl and scream and when they are fighting they make terrible blood curdling noises as if they are being murdered. Whatever we do we can’t keep them out of the gardens.’
I wonder how they Muslims feel about badgers? If there are any in the neighborhood it might offend them & the Brits will then remove the loathsome cute badgers.