[Slump Tester]

"The fire would have been just under your buttocks."

I hate when that happens!

[GSlob]

Speak of being in a hot seat...

[GWB00]

I have one of these gizmos from Toto's biggest competitor in Japan. I realize it is a very unconventional device in North America, but it is one of the best hygenic items I own in the home.

[Enterprise]

The mind conjures up the picture of flames shooting up instead of water.

[ABG(anybody but Gore)]

Just bumping, because this is gonna be a classic thread...

[nmh]

Liar, liar, pants on fire!

Hot seat time!

[bert]

One wonders what is there to burn?

Visions of such a fire causes one to cringe but the question of what could burn persists.

[NonValueAdded]

An electric toilet, what could possibly go wrong? I hope it is equipped with an Asphalt Circuit Interruptor.

[Military family member]

The headline is good enough. Why clutter it up with a story?

[Hegemony Cricket]

Nothing says “Fun” like a flaming toilet...

[P.O.E.]

[theDentist]

You know what burns my ass?

[ikka]

Their quality control is in the toilet. Or not.

[libstripper]

So,me manufcturers actually make incierating toilets that burn the waste. See: http://www.barnstablecountyhealth.org/AlternativeWebpage/Incinerating/Incinerating.htm

I once researched this for a cousin who had a problem installing a regular flush toilet. Suffice it to say, the incinerating toilets are both somewhat disgusting and expensive, five to ten times what a flush toilet costs.

[martin_fierro]

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[stylecouncilor]

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