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Anna Kournikova Insures Boobs for USD 2 M
Novinite.com ^ | 12 April 2007, Thursday

Posted on 04/14/2007 11:46:12 AM PDT by Perdogg

Russia's former tennis hottie Anna Kournikova has given in to the trends and insured various body parts, including her not to ample bossom.

Kournikova seems to be the least satisfied with that particular part of her body for she evaluated it at the lowest amount - USD 2 M.

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1 posted on 04/14/2007 11:46:13 AM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Perdogg

I wonder what her premium is?


2 posted on 04/14/2007 11:48:35 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
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To: Perdogg
Rules:

Though it seems someone could do better than this photo.

3 posted on 04/14/2007 11:48:42 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: Tax-chick

I bet the policy makes interesting reading.


4 posted on 04/14/2007 11:49:27 AM PDT by Brilliant
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5 posted on 04/14/2007 11:49:55 AM PDT by digger48
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To: Perdogg

Suddenly I have an urge to be a claims inspector.


6 posted on 04/14/2007 11:51:04 AM PDT by SlowBoat407 (Workers of the world, untie! You have nothing to lose but your shoes!)
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To: Brilliant

What sort of causes-of-loss would be excluded?


7 posted on 04/14/2007 11:51:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
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To: Brilliant; Tax-chick

I wonder if her assets have a depreciation schedule.


8 posted on 04/14/2007 11:52:25 AM PDT by Perdogg (Cheney-Bolton 2008)
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To: Perdogg

Is her body worht more as a whole?


9 posted on 04/14/2007 11:52:29 AM PDT by desherwood7
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To: Perdogg

Maybe the policy expires when she turns 30, no matter what.


10 posted on 04/14/2007 11:53:30 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
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To: Perdogg; JRios1968; pissant; mikrofon

I'd hit that 2x Indemnity.

11 posted on 04/14/2007 11:53:44 AM PDT by martin_fierro (Catty Clause)
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To: Perdogg

Don’t underwriters have to “inspect” the property before issuing coverage? (in order to avert fraud, etc)


12 posted on 04/14/2007 11:53:49 AM PDT by scannell
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To: Tax-chick

To insure jewelry, the insurance company need a picture of the items. To insure breasts ...?


13 posted on 04/14/2007 11:54:18 AM PDT by robertpaulsen
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To: robertpaulsen; Perdogg

Interesting question.

What is she expecting, anyway, that the darn things are just going to drop off?


14 posted on 04/14/2007 11:55:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("His mother said to the servants, 'Do whatever He tells you.' ")
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To: Perdogg
I wonder if her assets have a depreciation schedule.

We all do, friend. Some of us just get more favorable interest.

15 posted on 04/14/2007 11:56:55 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: Perdogg; Constitution Day; aculeus; Xenalyte; Petronski; AnAmericanMother; Billthedrill; ...
. . . including her not to ample bossom.

“Is private bossom, unauthorized perssons not to ample or in other ways dissturb.”

16 posted on 04/14/2007 12:01:46 PM PDT by dighton
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To: Tax-chick

Or sag?????? Maybe we should come back to this question in about 10 years? ;-)


17 posted on 04/14/2007 12:01:55 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
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What is she expecting, anyway, that the darn things are just going to drop off?

You just gotta hate when that happens.
18 posted on 04/14/2007 12:09:37 PM PDT by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: digger48

Not guilty!


19 posted on 04/14/2007 12:14:50 PM PDT by Enterprise (I can't talk about liberals anymore because some of the words will get me sent to rehab.)
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To: Perdogg; jasoncann; Rodney King; rzeznikj at stout; stephenjohnbanker; lesser_satan; ...

"Hit Alert!"

This is a trial run of the FR Hit Alert System. This is only a test.

If you would like to continue the Alerts, and if you would like to be Alerted in the future, please FReepmail me or rzeznikj at stout to be added or removed from the Alert list.

ROLL CALL!


20 posted on 04/14/2007 12:38:43 PM PDT by JRios1968 (This tagline brought to you by courtesy of Happygrl)
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