[SkyPilot]

All that is missing in this case is an accusation that the Duke Lacrosse team raped her.

[nctexan]

Can you imagine below trapped in the shuttle with that crazy woman?

"Mission Control... We have a problem here!"

[Al Gator]

Bondage photos???

I KNEW there was something about her I liked!!

[Killborn]

“The disk contained 16 images, 15 of them showing a woman sometimes nude, according to a forensic examination report by the Orlando Police Department. Nearly all of the images depicted scenes of bondage, the report said.”

Are they ABSOLUTELY SURE she was lusting after Oefelein and not Shipman?

[mewzilla]

Jeez, did they have to make that public? I feel for her kids.

[null and void]

69 pills? Do they make your tongue hard?

[Teacher317]

The disk contained 16 images, 15 of them showing a woman sometimes nude

How can a photo show a woman nude "sometimes"? Is it one of those "Magic Eye" pics?

[antiRepublicrat]

A floppy? How 90s!

[mkjessup]

Houston: 'Captain Nowak? Mission Control believes that the re-entry tiles on the shuttle are unable to handle re-entry, we are diverting you to the International Space Station for 90 days until a rescue shuttle can be launched to bring you and your crew home'

Nowak: 'Acknowledged Houston' (mic off) 'AlRIGHT you *MAGGOTS*!!!!, from now on it's *MISTRESS LISA*, DO you underSTAND me?!?!?' (*CRACK*)

Crew (whimpering): 'yes Mistress Lisa! yes Mistress Lisa!'

[isom35]

could they be pics of James Bond?

[agere_contra]

The tenor of the article is slightly strange. She had bondage photos, powerful drugs and (gasp) British currency!

[Lazamataz]

Nowak's Lazamataz's car had bondage photos, pills

There.

That's better.

[mbynack]

We used to think the folks in NASA were a bunch of nerds. It turns out that they’re really a bunch of party animals.

[sticker]

I couldn’t help myself:

Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God’s love be with you

(spoken)
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five, Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff

This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare

“This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today

For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do

Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles
I’m feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows”

Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....

“Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do.”

Words and music by David Bowie

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Bondage photos? Well, afterall, her 'affair' left her fit to be tied ...

[hschliemann]

Also found were nearly $600, 41 British pounds and four brown paper towels with 69 orange pills...

Barrel sunshine,no doubt!