"Say what?"
Posted on 04/03/2007 12:49:57 PM PDT by NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
A coyote in the Quizno’s freezer? That’s a relief! I guess this quashes the rumor that they going to start test-marketing a new BLT sandwich. The BLT reportedly stood for Black Lab on Toast...
"Say what?"
Was it an ACME brand refirgerator?
Here, too. But this is strange behavior even for the suburban types. Wonder if he's got mange. . . .
“Wonder if he’s got mange. . . .”
Probably got it from Nazi Pelosi.
That should help with any rodent problem the restaurant may have had.
Well, we know what tomorrow’s special will be at Quizno’s.
Is that your new baby?
I think I could fall in love again.
Sounds the opening line of a whole new joke series....
A coyote walks into a Quiznos with a stroller and a chunk of asphalt...
I was wondering why he ordered our special messanger service shipping on the case of dynamite.
ACME Sales dept.
Hmmmm,
Quizno’s . . . Subway . . . Quizno’s . . . Subway . . . Quizno’s . . . Subway . . . Quizno’s . . . Subway . . .
Decisions, decisions, decisions.
I know . . . KFC!
He heard they were having a special on the new Road Runner sub.
Giggles. The ACME bit stuff in those cartoons makes me laugh. The comedy was sheer genius!
Fast-food shop owner takes off, employees take over
EXCERPT
It was a scene right out of "Home Alone," but the locale was a Quiznos Sub shop in North Seattle, where the franchise owner was absent for weeks and the skeleton crew made do with a dwindling food supply and a lot of irate customers.
"Due to bad owners we are out of a lot of things, please do not get mad at the employees & manager," explained the cardboard sign on the door.
Inside, the dessert section was empty, the chip shelves were mostly bare (except for jalapeño chips) and the soda machine was fringed with little white "out of order" signs (except for Vanilla Coke).
"I'll have a large Out of Order," cracked one customer on Tuesday.
"Is that with ice or without?" Dawna Lentz, the store manager, shot back.
Things had been this way since November, Lentz said, just a month after the sub shop opened in a little strip mall on Holman Road.
Reluctant to quit because of a tough job market, the 25-year-old Lentz kept the restaurant running, relying on the loyalty of the shop's few remaining employees and her own scrappy improvisation.
Soft-drink spigots convey the bad news at a Quiznos Sub shop in North Seattle. Despite dwindling supplies, a skeleton crew improvised to keep the shop open.
Isn't she just the sweetest?
And already retrieving (almost) like a big dog . . .
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase - “FAST FOOD”!!! ;-)
She is so beautiful and looks like a good girl.
Is her disposition as sweet as her face?
Her favorite prank is to sneak upstairs to our bedroom, where she flings herself into the middle of the bed, grabs the box of kleenex off the headboard, and commences to pull all the tissues out of the box, tear them (and the box) to shreds, and scatter the remains all over the bed. Then she lies down in the middle like Dido among the ruins of Carthage.
I need to get a picture of this event . . .
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