[Frank Sheed]

These are all true excuses! (I’ll bet you don’t even have running shoes ...)

You would be wrong! I have two pairs of New Balance (one almost new; the others are my favorites) and an old pair of Nikes. They mostly see the floor of taverns, however...and football stadia...and tailgate parties...and (well, you get the picture.)

[Tax-chick]

Those are walking shoes!