Those are walking shoes!
We’ll yeah, that’s what I use them for, although you COULD run in them if you wanted to.
Look, there is this basic rule that says that beer-drinking former offensive guards don’t run long distances very well. They can crash through your garage door as their genome is constructed to destroy things in short bursts of intense energy, but can’t chase the guy who stole your wallet more than 2 blocks.
Facts is facts...