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To: Stoat

Having once driven an 8, 11, & 12 year old from Connecticut to Nebraska & back, I can think of some benefits in this

Especially when the two older ones kept sticking their armpits in the youngest's face for about 400 miles!!

"Where are we?"
Look at the road signs

"What time is it?"
Five minutes later than the last time you asked

"Where are we?"
Look at the road signs

"What time is it?"
Five minutes later than the last time you asked

"Where are we?"
Look at the road signs

"What time is it?"
Five minutes later than the last time you asked

Tell him not to look at me

He keeps looking at me

Tell him not to look at me

He's looking at me again

Tell him not to look at me

And on, and on, and on!!


46 posted on 04/02/2007 10:19:34 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: KosmicKitty

LOL I understand the frustations :-)

However, I'm assuming that putting your kids into the trunk of a tiny car and then closing the lid for a long trip would most likely be very far down your list of 'action options' :-)


47 posted on 04/02/2007 10:45:49 AM PDT by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: KosmicKitty
Tell him not to look at me

He's looking at me again

He's not looking at you; he's looking out the window.

But it's MY window, so make him stop anyway!

Well, she touched me! make her stop touching me!

But, he breathed on me!

No I didn't; I was just trying to see out the window, and she got in my way!

My dad's solution was a willow switch tucked in above his sunvisor, in easy reach, right above the steering wheel. He could reach all the legs in the entire back seat with it, and never take his eyes off the road.

DON'T make him have to pull over... :)

50 posted on 04/02/2007 12:01:45 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Islam: a Satanically Transmitted Disease, spread by unprotected intimate contact with the Koranus.)
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